PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bimbo Lice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Freddy Evans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lice comes into the arena with ITS A FIGHT blaring out of the sound system. Evans has chosen "A Country Boy Can Survive" by Hank Williams Jr. as his entrance music. Bimbo Lice is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Lice
vs
Evans

185 cm
24
146 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

175 cm
25
142 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Hell's Balls Recovery

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bimbo Lice!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Freddy Evans!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Shigeki Sano and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lice throws a looping overhand right but Evans ducks down to avoid it.
Lice fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Evans manages to avoid it.
Lice swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Evans takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Evans uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lice.
Lice takes a swing at Evans's ribcage but misses.
Evans fails with a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lice just misses with a punch to the body.
Bimbo Lice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lice scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lice throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lice throws a right and a left that both miss.
Evans looks for a takedown but Lice sprawls well.
Lice is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Evans.
Evans uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lice.
Lice cracks Evans with a right hand to the side of the head.
Lice swats away the attempt to clinch by Evans.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Lice smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Lice jabs at Evans's body.
Nice defenses there by Evans.
Nice shot lands for Lice.
A slow jab from Lice misses its intended target.
Evans walks into a stiff left hand from Lice.

Lice lands a left and a right that send Evans crashing to the mat, dazed. Lice thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Evans is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lice throws the left hand but Evans avoids the punch easily.
Evans is still on wobbly legs! Can Lice finish him?
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Lice! Evans is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bimbo Lice!
Bimbo Lice retains his bantamweight title!