PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Machuchin Dillon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dillon
vs
Cartman

172 cm
21
163 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

170 cm
20
165 lbs
5 - 1 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Behold The Beast
Behold The Beast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Machuchin Dillon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman moves out of range as Dillon strikes.
Cartman closes the distance and clinches up with Dillon, looking for a takedown. Cartman pushes Dillon against the cage but Dillon circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Dillon throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cartman on the side of the head.

It looks like Eric Cartman has been cut.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Cartman.

Cartman is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Dillon is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Dillon tries to improve position but can't.
Dillon is working hard here to advance position.

Cartman tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Cartman has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Dillon is looking for a sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cartman wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Dillon, who protects the arm well.
Dillon is looking to regain half guard here but Cartman keeps moving and retains side control.
Dillon is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Cartman's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.

Cartman seems to be looking for submissions.
Dillon tries to roll over but Cartman keeps him under control.

Cartman is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Dillon doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Cartman.

Dillon is defending against the submission attempts here by Cartman.
Cartman looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dillon is looking to improve his position.

Cartman seems to be working for a kimura but Dillon defends the submission attempt.
Dillon trying to control from the bottom.
Dillon is concentrating on defense, preventing Cartman from advancing position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dillon is trying to maintain the position but Cartman is very close to passing his half guard.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Cartman wants to clinch up but Dillon keeps it at a distance.
Dillon fails to land with a series of punches.
A combination from Dillon does no damage.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Dillon.
Dillon misses with the combination.
Dillon fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dillon as he jumps to the side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dillon ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dillon misses with a body shot.
Dillon connects with a body shot.
Dillon lands a really nice looking cross but Cartman seems unphased.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dillon throws a series of punches but Cartman avoids them all with ease.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Dillon.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dillon misses with a looping left.
Cartman with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dillon to score with a decent uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Machuchin Dillon dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartman's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dillon.
Dillon throws a right and a left that Cartman avoids nicely.
Dillon connects with a body shot.
Dillon throws a right hand that Cartman ducks under and follows up with a left that Cartman also avoids with ease.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Dillon pushes him off.
Cartman tries to clinch up but Dillon circles away and keeps his distance.
Cartman moves out of range of the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dillon throws out a loose jab but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt.
Machuchin Dillon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dillon pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman slips a jab from Dillon.
Dillon throws a nice looking combination but Cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dillon moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

Cartman closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Dillon did well to prevent Cartman getting side control.

Cartman is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Dillon tries to get to full guard but Cartman has control of the leg.

Cartman seems to be looking for submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dillon moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

Cartman is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Dillon is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Dillon has escaped and now he's on top!
Dillon controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

Cartman is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dillon defends well.
Dillon trying to control but Cartman is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Dillon trying to control but Cartman is working from the bottom.

Cartman is looking for a triangle here but Dillon uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Cartman manages to work his way to half guard, despite Dillon's best efforts.
Cartman is trying to get back to full guard.
Dillon has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

Dillon looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Dillon cracks Cartman with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Cartman wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dillon is hanging on to Cartman's back as he tries to escape.
Cartman is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Dillon is looking to control Cartman but Cartman is wriggling around and keeping busy.
Dillon is hanging on to Cartman's back as he tries to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Machuchin Dillon dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartman's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

A telegraphed takedown attempt from Cartman is defended easily by Dillon.
Dillon throws a hook but Cartman blocks it.
Dillon throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartman.
Cartman staying out of range there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dillon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it.
Cartman gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dillon.

Cartman bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cartman is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Dillon is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Cartman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Cartman is trying to get an arm triangle but Dillon is defending well.
Dillon manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Dillon wants to pass to mount but Cartman is defending the position.

Cartman looking for submissions off his back.
Cartman won't allow Dillon to pass to mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Dillon is taking a breather. Cartman says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Dillon trying to pass the guard but Cartman defending well.
Dillon is trying to control the action in half guard but Cartman is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Cartman wants to sweep but Dillon has passed to side control!

Dillon tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dillon has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dillon paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Machuchin Dillon is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dillon lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dillon swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dillon swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Dillon throws a good cross that connects.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman wants to clinch up but Dillon keeps it at a distance.
Cartman tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dillon swivels and escapes.
Machuchin Dillon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Dillon!
Machuchin Dillon is winning the standup battle so far.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Dillon.
Cartman is looking to land body kicks.
Dillon throws a leg kick but Cartman moved away.
Dillon misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cartman moves out of range as Dillon strikes.
Cartman ducks right into an uppercut from Dillon.

And that's the end of the fight!
Machuchin Dillon showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dillon, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Machuchin Dillon!