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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Percival Pickervance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hitler has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Adolf Hitler has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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185 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good in bed |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Percival Pickervance!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, John Mangel and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pickervance connects with a jab.
Pickervance catches Hitler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hitler is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hitler dives in and grabs Pickervance's left leg, looking for a takedown. Pickervance pushes down on Hitler's head and hops out.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Hitler is defended easily by Pickervance.
Hitler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Pickervance but Pickervance pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Adolf Hitler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hitler is breathing heavily.
Pickervance lands a jab-cross combination.
Pickervance lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hitler backs up against the cage.
No luck for Hitler with that takedown attempt.
Hitler doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Pickervance lands a slapping body shot.
Pickervance is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Pickervance throws a series of strikes that have Hitler backpedaling.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pickervance lands with a nice body punch.
Pickervance listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Hitler has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Pickervance connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Pickervance scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Hitler on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Hitler is rocked!
Pickervance connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Hitler to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Pickervance!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Percival Pickervance!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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