PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Biff Biffman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stacey Taylor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biffman comes into the arena with Bike blaring out of the sound system. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Biffman
vs
Taylor

186 cm
21
178 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

183 cm
22
179 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

BioPharm Nutrition [ACME]
Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Biff Biffman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Stacey Taylor!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Jorge Garcia and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Biffman misses.
Biffman takes a swing at Taylor's ribcage but misses.
Taylor uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biffman.
Taylor with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Biffman digs a good body shot into Taylor's ribs.
Biffman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Taylor. Taylor obviously looking to wear him down.
Biffman misses with a hook.
A right-left combo lands from Taylor.
Biffman throws a right hand that Taylor ducks under and follows up with a left that Taylor also avoids with ease.
Biffman connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Taylor slips under a jab from Biffman.
Biffman looks to score with a jab to the body but Taylor is just out of range.
Taylor avoids the head kick by Biffman.
Taylor goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Biffman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Biffman throws a jab but it's blocked by Taylor.
Taylor throws a nice looking combination but Biffman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Taylor throws a lazy right hand but Biffman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Taylor throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Biffman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Biffman tries a head kick but it misses.
Biffman staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biffman slips a jab and a cross from Taylor.
Taylor throws a right and a left that both miss.
Biffman misses with a looping right.
Taylor looks for a takedown but Biffman sprawls well.
Biffman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Taylor throws a combination that misses
enabling Biffman to counter with a crisp jab.
Biffman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Biffman throws a sloppy head kick and Taylor moves out of range easily.
Taylor throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Taylor takes a swing at Biffman's ribcage but misses.
Taylor uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biffman.
Biffman looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Taylor misses with a head kick.
Biffman with a nice cross.

Taylor is rocked!

It looks like Stacey Taylor has been cut.
Taylor is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Biffman doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Taylor crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Taylor's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Biff Biffman!