PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Richard Simmons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Artemis Entreri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Simmons comes to the cage accompanied by Take A Ride On My Bologna Pony! ! !. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Simmons
vs
Entreri

167 cm
25
155 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

183 cm
25
146 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Divine - Drugs (158 products)
Divine - Drugs (158 products)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Richard Simmons!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Artemis Entreri!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simmons just misses with a punch to the body.

Simmons gets a takedown into half guard.
Simmons missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Entreri is refusing to be controlled, as Simmons sits in half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Simmons not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Simmons wants to pass to mount but Entreri is defending the position.
Entreri regains full guard. Nicely done.
Entreri is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Entreri is pressing down on Simmons's thigh, looking to free his foot. Simmons is holding on for now.

Entreri is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Entreri is working for a submission of some sort.
Simmons is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Entreri tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Simmons.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Simmons avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Entreri.
Entreri trying to control the action but Simmons is working from the bottom.
Simmons is concentrating on defense, preventing Entreri from advancing position.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Simmons ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Entreri moves away.
Entreri throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Entreri looks gassed!
A head kick misses from Entreri.
Entreri misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Entreri takes a swing at Simmons's ribcage but misses.
Entreri waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Simmons.

Simmons scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Simmons seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Entreri taking some punishment here, with Simmons in his half guard.

Simmons is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Simmons drops an elbow to the side of Entreri's head.
Simmons looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Simmons looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Entreri with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Simmons working the head and body with strikes.
Simmons drops an elbow to the side of Entreri's head.
Entreri is in trouble now - Simmons has advanced to mount!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simmons breaks from Entreri's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Simmons fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Entreri in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Simmons cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Simmons landing shots from mount.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Simmons cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Simmons is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Entreri can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
A nice elbow there by Simmons.

Entreri is rocked!
Entreri takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Entreri is still in real trouble! Can Simmons finish him?
Simmons connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Entreri is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Simmons connects with a bit shot that sees Entreri covering up! More strikes from Simmons and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Simmons is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Richard Simmons!