PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Josef Joestar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and rodney dangerfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Joestar
vs
dangerfield

225 cm
18
316 lbs
0 - 1 - 1

200 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
KO power

Good takedowns
Brawler
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Josef Joestar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, rodney dangerfield!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Steve Smith and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Joestar clinches.
Joestar lands an elbow inside.

It looks like rodney dangerfield has been cut.
Joestar throws an elbow but it's blocked.
dangerfield blocks an elbow strike from Joestar.
dangerfield jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Joestar walks away with a smile on his face. dangerfield gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
dangerfield swats away the attempt to clinch by Joestar.
dangerfield shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Joestar pinned against the cage. Joestar gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

Joestar clinches up with dangerfield and pushes him back against the cage.
Joestar missing with knees to the body.
dangerfield tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Joestar just stands there and leans against the cage.
Josef Joestar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of rodney dangerfield.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Joestar.
Joestar lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nice elbow from Joestar.
Joestar lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That has opened up rodney dangerfield's cut even more.
Joestar throws an elbow that misses.
dangerfield goes for a takedown attempt but Joestar pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Joestar is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Joestar tries to clinch but dangerfield is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
dangerfield shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Joestar but Joestar pushes him off and we're back to square one.
dangerfield keeps the fight on the outside.
Joestar tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
dangerfield fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Joestar wants to clinch up but dangerfield keeps it at a distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Joestar looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Joestar is looking to clinch.
dangerfield shoots in looking for a takedown. Joestar tries to sprawl out of it but dangerfield keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Joestar manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Josef Joestar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
dangerfield shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Joestar defends it nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Joestar looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Joestar doesn't manage to clinch there - dangerfield circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
dangerfield is trying hard to land a takedown here. Joestar sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Joestar tries to clinch there but dangerfield circles away.
Joestar tries to clinch but dangerfield moves out of range.
Joestar tries to close the distance and clinch up but dangerfield swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Joestar tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from dangerfield.
Joestar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but dangerfield paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Joestar moves in looking to clinch but dangerfield pushes him off.

Joestar moves into the clinch successfully.
Joestar gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Joestar lands a damaging elbow.
dangerfield has Joestar pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Joestar manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
dangerfield looks gassed!
Joestar lands an elbow just above dangerfield 's eye.
dangerfield takes an elbow to the forehead.

The cut above rodney dangerfield's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Joestar lands a damaging elbow.
Joestar lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
dangerfield takes an elbow to the forehead.

rodney dangerfield's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
dangerfield takes an elbow to the temple.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at rodney dangerfield's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Josef Joestar!