PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Racka Lamb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Georges St Penis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lamb
vs
St Penis

180 cm
22
162 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
20
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Good elbows
Determined

Firebird Designs
Advantage XXX nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Racka Lamb!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Georges St Penis!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Thiago Cunha and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
St Penis tries to clinch up but Lamb circles away and keeps his distance.
Georges St Penis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Lamb fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. St Penis sprawls well initially but Lamb persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Lamb seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Lamb is nestled in close to St Penis, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

St Penis is rocked!
Lamb is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
St Penis is still in real trouble! Can Lamb finish him?
St Penis has hold of Lamb's hands but Lamb slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Lamb prevents St Penis from standing back up.
St Penis seems to have recovered his senses.
Lamb drops an elbow to the side of St Penis's head.
St Penis tries to kick Lamb off but Lamb keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
St Penis looks gassed!
Lamb is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
St Penis is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Lamb passes to side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lamb controlling the position.
St Penis is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Lamb is controlling him well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lamb lands an elbow.
St Penis really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lamb. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Lamb lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear St Penis down.
Lamb is looking to take a break and control but St Penis is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
St Penis gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
St Penis taking shots to the head.
St Penis is trying to stand up.
Lamb lands a big shot there that rocks St Penis but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Lamb has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Lamb controlling his opponent.
Lamb trying to control but St Penis is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
St Penis wants to get back to his feet.
Lamb with a couple of short strikes.
Lamb scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Lamb with shots to the head and body - St Penis looks very uncomfortable down there.
Lamb raining down shots from the mount!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
St Penis wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Lamb unloading with bombs!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
St Penis in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
St Penis tries to buck Lamb off but he can't manage it.

Lamb working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
St Penis is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Lamb scores with a couple of good head shots there.
St Penis really wants to buck Lamb off and get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lamb postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. St Penis looks a forlorn figure.
St Penis is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Lamb working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Lamb is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Lamb lands a big elbow.
Lamb scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish St Penis?
Lamb landing shots from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lamb tries to control but St Penis wriggling away.
You get the feeling that St Penis really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Lamb looking to control and managing it successfully.
St Penis is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
The referee warns St Penis that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
St Penis's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Lamb punishing his opponent with strikes.
St Penis tries to buck Lamb off but he can't manage it.
Lamb is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. St Penis can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lamb can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as St Penis is looking to escape.
St Penis is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Racka Lamb dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

St Penis is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Lamb keeps the fight on the outside.
St Penis is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Lamb circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lamb drops St Penis with a nice combination! Lamb dives into St Penis's guard, looking to finish!
Lamb passes St Penis's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Lamb stops St Penis from getting back to his feet.
Nice strikes from Lamb there.
Lamb is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Lamb is tying to control. St Penis wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Lamb lands a nice short elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lamb not doing much here.
St Penis is looking to escape.
Lamb is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Lamb wants to control but St Penis is keeping him busy.
St Penis wants to get back to his feet.
Lamb is pressing down on St Penis's thigh, looking to free his foot. St Penis is holding on for now.
St Penis is trying to stand up here but Lamb is controlling him well.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Lamb circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lamb scores with a nice right hand.
Lamb swats away the attempt to clinch by St Penis.
St Penis doesn't manage to clinch there - Lamb circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Lamb scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Lamb avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
St Penis tries to clinch there but Lamb circles away.
St Penis tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Lamb closes this distance looking for a takedown but St Penis circles away.
Lamb keeps the fight on the outside.

Lamb changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. St Penis looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

Lamb wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by St Penis, who protects the arm well.
Lamb wants to control but St Penis is keeping him busy.
St Penis taking a bit of punishment here - Lamb scoring with strikes.
Lamb landing a few strikes.
St Penis is not content to let Lamb control the position.

Lamb is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but St Penis is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Lamb lands some shots froms side control.
Lamb is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that St Penis can do to turn this around?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lamb scoring with punches and elbows.
Lamb working the ground and pound.
St Penis on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
St Penis wants to get back to his feet.
St Penis taking a bit of punishment here - Lamb scoring with strikes.
St Penis tries to escape but Lamb is in control.
Lamb advances to full mount.
St Penis tries to buck Lamb off but he can't manage it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lamb lands with some strikes.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if St Penis can do anything to dispel that myth.
Lamb scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish St Penis?
St Penis wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Lamb postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. St Penis looks a forlorn figure.
St Penis is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Lamb fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lamb lands a nice shot to the head.
Lamb thowing shots but they're missing.
Lamb postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. St Penis looks a forlorn figure.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Racka Lamb dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Lamb thuds a left hand into St Penis's body.
St Penis has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lamb finds it's way round the side to connect with St Penis's head.
St Penis circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lamb cracks St Penis with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! St Penis falls to his knees and Lamb doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Racka Lamb!