PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Soulja Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cpt Parrotface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cpt Parrotface acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Boy
vs
Parrotface

225 cm
19
300 lbs
5 - 5 - 1

225 cm
21
300 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Richards' Remedies

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 1, fighting out of London, Soulja Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Cpt Parrotface!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, William Gold and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parrotface stuffs the takedown.
Boy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parrotface.

Boy throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Parrotface was covering up waiting for the punch and Boy finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Parrotface keeping full guard, as Boy tries to pass.
Boy prevents Parrotface from getting back to his feet.

Boy gets to his feet. Parrotface looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Boy closes the distance and clinches up with Parrotface, looking for a takedown. Boy pushes Parrotface against the cage but Parrotface circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Parrotface drops Boy with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Boy looks back up at him and smiles so Parrotface waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

It looks like Soulja Boy has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Parrotface lands a big uppercut and Boy crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Boy looks OK. Parrotface waves Boy back to his feet!

Boy feints and as Parrotface raises his hands in defense, Boy changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Parrotface trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Boy is breathing heavily.
Parrotface wants to stand but Boy is controlling the position.
Parrotface being controlled here, momentarily.
Parrotface is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Boy is controlling him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boy postures up.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Boy fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Soulja Boy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Boy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parrotface connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Parrotface lands a big uppercut and Boy crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Boy looks OK. Parrotface waves Boy back to his feet!

Boy is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parrotface measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Boy! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Cpt Parrotface!