PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and yobie itim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). yobie itim will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Zoolander
vs
itim

185 cm
21
190 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

192 cm
20
185 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Derek Zoolander!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, yobie itim!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Andrew Berry and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoolander shoots in looking for a takedown. itim tries to sprawl out of it but Zoolander keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. itim manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
itim looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Zoolander throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zoolander misses with a few strikes there.
Zoolander fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but itim avoids it really well and circles away.
itim throws a head kick that misses.
Zoolander scores with a sloppy right hand. itim should have avoided that one.

Zoolander bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Zoolander scoring with punches and elbows.
Zoolander has knee on belly and moves into mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zoolander tries to control but itim wriggling away.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Zoolander working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. itim turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Zoolander off and cradles itim's limp body as Zoolander celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Derek Zoolander!
Derek Zoolander retains his middleweight title!