PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Daniels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Adolf Hitler will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Daniels
vs
Hitler

195 cm
22
194 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
22
187 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Daniels!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Steve Erwin and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler misses with a takedown attempt - Daniels sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Hitler fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Hitler closes this distance looking for a takedown but Daniels circles away.
Jack Daniels has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adolf Hitler.
Daniels tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Daniels closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Daniels is trying to control. Hitler wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Daniels scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Daniels stops Hitler from getting back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Daniels is trying for a kimura here. Hitler looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Daniels wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jack Daniels!