PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ensene Quientes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle has chosen BLUNT- "The Iron Maiden" as his entrance music. Ensene Quientes has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Quientes
vs
Limberdinkle

225 cm
19
160 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

167 cm
20
162 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Very confident

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ensene Quientes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Urinus Limberdinkle!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Chad Campbell and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Limberdinkle wants to clinch.
Quientes really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Quientes avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Limberdinkle takes a swing at Quientes's ribcage but misses.
Limberdinkle misses with a body kick.
Quientes fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Limberdinkle tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Quientes paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Limberdinkle has Quientes up against the cage in a clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Quientes.

Quientes pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Quientes dives in and grabs Limberdinkle's left leg, looking for a takedown. Limberdinkle pushes down on Quientes's head and hops out.
Limberdinkle cracks the inside of Quientes's front leg.
A nice inside leg kick there by Limberdinkle. That's going to slow Quientes down.
Quientes on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle obviously looking to wear him down.

Quientes tries to keep at a distance but Limberdinkle has taken the fight into the clinch.
Limberdinkle wants a takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle has Quientes pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Quientes manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Quientes takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Ensene Quientes has been cut.
Limberdinkle tries a knee to the head but Quientes blocks it.

Quientes pulls guard effortlessly.
Limberdinkle working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Quientes is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Limberdinkle throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Limberdinkle passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow but Quientes slips to the side and avoids it well.

Limberdinkle tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Limberdinkle has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Limberdinkle misses with the ground and pound.
Limberdinkle throwing shots but missing, from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quientes wants to control but Limberdinkle postures up.
Quientes tries to escape but Limberdinkle is in control.
Limberdinkle in side control, throwing shots but Quientes defends.
Limberdinkle misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Limberdinkle moves into the clinch successfully.
Knees to the body from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow over the top.
Limberdinkle keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Quientes's efforts to push away.
Quientes takes an elbow to the temple.
Limberdinkle lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A knee to the head by Limberdinkle.

Quientes is rocked!
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow over the top.
Oh Quientes is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Quientes tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Limberdinkle just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ensene Quientes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Limberdinkle tries to land a knee to the head but Quientes blocks with his arms.
Quientes avoids the elbow strike from Limberdinkle, against the cage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Quientes. Limberdinkle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Quientes seems to have got his legs back now.
Quientes shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Limberdinkle pinned against the cage. Limberdinkle gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Limberdinkle doesn't manage to clinch there - Quientes circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Limberdinkle.
A solid leg kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle scoring well with a low kick there.

Limberdinkle darts in and clinches Quientes up against the cage.
Quientes blocks an elbow strike from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside that Quientes shrugs off.
Knees in the clinch landing for Limberdinkle.
Quientes is trying to break the clinch but Limberdinkle is controlling him.
Quientes changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Limberdinkle fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Quientes misses the shot to the body.

Quientes tries to keep at a distance but Limberdinkle has taken the fight into the clinch.

Limberdinkle lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Quientes pushes Limberdinkle off looking to stand but Limberdinkle dives back in and keeps control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Limberdinkle landing strikes from the mount and Quientes is in trouble!
Limberdinkle postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Quientes in real trouble here! The ref calls for Quientes to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Urinus Limberdinkle!