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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Spider Queen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vagina McGinastein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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146 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
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167 cm
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144 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good elbows
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Spider Queen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Vagina McGinastein!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Chris Edwards and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Queen checks a leg kick.
McGinastein dodges the punch combination from Queen.
McGinastein gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Queen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Queen tries for a takedown but McGinastein manages to get underhooks.
Queen tries for a takedown. No joy.
Queen trying to stall but McGinastein improves his position.
McGinastein throws a knee to the head but misses.
McGinastein landing knees to the head.
It looks like Spider Queen has been cut.
McGinastein gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Queen.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Spider Queen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A knee to the head by McGinastein.
McGinastein lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Queen jumps into guard, dragging McGinastein to the mat.
Queen tries to land a sweep but no joy.
McGinastein wants to get up but he can't break Queen's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Queen is looking for a triangle but McGinastein pushes his legs off easily.
Queen is breathing heavily.
McGinastein won't allow Queen to sweep him here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McGinastein really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Queen. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McGinastein wanted to stand there but Queen had control of the position.
McGinastein is stalling in the full guard.
Queen controls McGinastein momentarily but McGinastein frees himself.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Queen drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
McGinastein looking to hit a scissor sweep but Queen is one step ahead there.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Queen accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Queen trying to control but McGinastein is working from the bottom.
McGinastein has control of Queen's left arm, preventing Queen from doing any damage.
Queen keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of McGinastein's head.
Queen wants to control from the top but McGinastein keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Queen with a flurry of punches that miss.
Queen wants to stand and escape but instead McGinastein has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
McGinastein tries to stand but Queen is controlling from the bottom.
Queen has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but McGinastein can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Queen thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Queen trying to control the position.
Queen looking for a sweep. Not yet Queen, not yet.
Queen is working hard here to advance position.
McGinastein wants to get up but he can't break Queen's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
McGinastein swings away with a leg kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Vagina McGinastein will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Spider Queen's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Queen throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McGinastein tries to clinch but Queen is having none of it.
McGinastein fails with an attempt to clinch.
McGinastein tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Queen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Queen keeps the fight on the outside.
McGinastein wants to clinch up but Queen keeps it at a distance.
Queen takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
A punch combination from McGinastein misses.
McGinastein misses with a double jab
and Queen counters with a two punch combo.
McGinastein tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Queen thuds his right hand into McGinastein's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Queen gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Queen looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
McGinastein keeps control of Queen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Knees in the clinch landing for McGinastein.
Queen wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
McGinastein missing with knees to the body.
Queen takes an elbow to the forehead.
McGinastein crunches a lovely knee into Queen's ribcage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Queen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McGinastein has managed to clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McGinastein obliges.
McGinastein unloads a knee to the mid-section. Queen lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Queen takes an elbow to the temple.
McGinastein lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Queen takes an elbow to the temple.
McGinastein lands an elbow that stopped Queen in his tracks for a moment.
McGinastein landing knees to the head.
McGinastein working Queen over with knees to the body.
McGinastein lands a nice knee to the body.
McGinastein putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Queen in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McGinastein unloads a knee to the mid-section. Queen lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
McGinastein lands a nice knee to the body.
McGinastein creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Queen's defenses.
Knees to the body from McGinastein.
Queen fails to pull guard.
McGinastein lands a good knee to the midsection. Queen won't want to take too many of those.
Queen takes an elbow to the temple.
Knees in the clinch landing for McGinastein.
Queen wants a takedown but no success here.
Queen tries to pull guard but McGinastein won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Spider Queen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Queen takes a knee to the side of the body.
McGinastein landing knees to the head.
McGinastein lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
McGinastein tries to land knees in the clinch but Queen avoids the damage to the body.
Queen jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as McGinastein walks away with a smile on his face. Queen gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
McGinastein wants to clinch.
McGinastein takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by McGinastein. That's going to slow Queen down.
Spider Queen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McGinastein showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Queen.
Queen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McGinastein staying out of range there.
Queen thows a body shot but no joy.
Queen throws a leg kick but McGinastein moved away.
McGinastein doesn't manage to clinch there - Queen circles away.
McGinastein misses with a leg kick.
McGinastein misses with a body kick.
Queen shoots in and drives through. McGinastein sprawls well.
McGinastein ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Queen moves away.
McGinastein fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Queen, pushing him back against the ropes.
McGinastein trying to land knees to the body.
McGinastein landing some nice looking knees to the body.
McGinastein lands a good knee to the midsection. Queen won't want to take too many of those.
Queen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. McGinastein smiles and moves away.
McGinastein slips under a jab from Queen.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGinastein has managed to clinch.
McGinastein scores with a knee to the head.
McGinastein misses with a knee strike.
Queen is trying to drag McGinastein to the mat but McGinastein just about manages to keep his footing. He used the ropes to his advantage there.
Queen jumps guard but McGinastein stands there with Queen around his waist. Queen gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
McGinastein unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McGinastein obliges.
McGinastein using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
McGinastein working Queen over with knees to the body.
Queen has had enough of the clinch but McGinastein keeps him there for the moment.
McGinastein misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Queen.
Queen stalling in the clinch but McGinastein improves position.
McGinastein lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
McGinastein is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Queen is defending well for now.
McGinastein is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McGinastein tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Queen fails to pull the fight into his guard.
McGinastein landing knees to the body.
McGinastein lands an elbow inside.
McGinastein misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Queen.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Queen gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, McGinastein regains guard.
Queen tries to stand but McGinastein is controlling from the bottom.
Queen postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! McGinastein is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Queen, into his guard.
Queen has a closed guard, preventing McGinastein from standing up.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McGinastein preventing the sweep.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vagina McGinastein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Spider Queen's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Queen fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. McGinastein sprawls well initially but Queen persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
McGinastein is looking to improve his position.
Queen looking for a submission but McGinastein manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.
Queen drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and McGinastein dives on top into guard.
McGinastein has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Queen is proving hard to escape from.
Queen is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McGinastein is standing up over Queen. Queen looks to escape but McGinastein dives into side control.
McGinastein controls the position.
Queen is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked McGinastein off and has taken his back!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
McGinastein trying to control the action but Queen just sinks the hooks in.
Queen is looking for a choke. McGinastein gets to his feet with his opponent on his back and slams him to the mat. McGinastein manages to squirm out of the attempted choke and turns into his opponent's guard.
McGinastein would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Queen keeping moving, preventing McGinastein from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGinastein content to stall in guard here.
Queen not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Queen escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. McGinastein gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Vagina McGinastein is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McGinastein gets to his feet. Queen looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
McGinastein tries to close the distance and clinch up but Queen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Queen keeps the fight on the outside.
McGinastein tries to clinch up but Queen circles away and keeps his distance.
Queen fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
McGinastein tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McGinastein clinches up with Queen and pushes him back against the ropes.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McGinastein lands a good knee to the midsection. Queen won't want to take too many of those.
Queen drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McGinastein scores with a knee to the head.
Spider Queen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McGinastein lands a nice elbow.
And that's the end of the fight!
Vagina McGinastein comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got McGinastein winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vagina McGinastein!
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energy
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
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