PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paddy OHoulahan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dr Blue Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Paddy OHoulahan has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

OHoulahan
vs
Blue Balls

190 cm
21
205 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

180 cm
23
205 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Paddy OHoulahan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dr Blue Balls!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Excellent takedown into side control there by Blue Balls.

Blue Balls is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but OHoulahan is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Blue Balls looking to control but instead OHoulahan has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
OHoulahan knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Blue Balls on the ground.
OHoulahan is looking for a sweep. Blue Balls is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Blue Balls is looking for a kimura here.
OHoulahan flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
OHoulahan slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Blue Balls controlling from the top position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blue Balls wants to control from the top but OHoulahan keeps moving.
Blue Balls controlling from the top position.
OHoulahan is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Blue Balls stands and throws OHoulahan's legs to the side, diving into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Blue Balls is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. OHoulahan knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
OHoulahan tries to bench press Blue Balls off him but Blue Balls keeps the position.
OHoulahan is working hard here to advance position.
Blue Balls advances nicely into full mount.

Blue Balls looking for a guillotine from mount but OHoulahan is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Blue Balls looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Blue Balls looks gassed!
Blue Balls tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
OHoulahan squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.

Blue Balls looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Blue Balls is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but OHoulahan is surviving well by controlling Blue Balls's body position as best he can.
OHoulahan has given up his back - I don’t know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
OHoulahan tries to break free.

OHoulahan fending off the submission attempt from Blue Balls.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Blue Balls is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. OHoulahan is defending well though. Blue Balls let's go of the attempt for now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Blue Balls is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. OHoulahan defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dr Blue Balls dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

OHoulahan with a lazy takedown attempt

and Blue Balls counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Blue Balls controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

Blue Balls drops back looking for a leg! OHoulahan is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and OHoulahan manages to kick Blue Balls off! Blue Balls jumps back into OHoulahan's guard.
OHoulahan tries to strike from the bottom.

Blue Balls drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Blue Balls jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Blue Balls drops back looking for a leg! OHoulahan is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and OHoulahan manages to kick Blue Balls off! Blue Balls jumps back into OHoulahan's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
OHoulahan wants to sweep but no luck.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Blue Balls passes easily into side control. Nice work.

Blue Balls thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
OHoulahan is trying to get back to half guard.

Blue Balls has hold of OHoulahan's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! OHoulahan tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Blue Balls cranks the arm and OHoulahan screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from OHoulahan, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Dr Blue Balls!