PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between The Milfhunter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruno Canuto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Milfhunter's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Operation Ground and Pound. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Milfhunter
vs
Canuto

178 cm
21
144 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

175 cm
25
139 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, The Milfhunter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bruno Canuto!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Daniel Cesar and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Milfhunter.
Canuto shoots in for a double leg but Milfhunter sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Canuto avoids the head kick by Milfhunter.
Milfhunter misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Milfhunter - that will leave a mark!

Milfhunter closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Canuto avoiding damage as Milfhunter throws knees to the body.
Milfhunter crunches a lovely knee into Canuto's ribcage.
Milfhunter unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Canuto looks gassed!
Milfhunter tries a knee to the head but Canuto blocks it.
Milfhunter pushes off an throws an elbow but Canuto leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Milfhunter tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Canuto avoids it.
Milfhunter crunches a lovely knee into Canuto's ribcage.
Canuto managing to block the knees to the body from Milfhunter.
Milfhunter unloads a knee to the mid-section. Canuto lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Milfhunter landing knees to the body.
Milfhunter tries to land knees in the clinch but Canuto avoids the damage to the body.
Milfhunter lands a body punch.
Milfhunter scores a nice knee to the body.
Milfhunter landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Milfhunter landing knees to the body.
Milfhunter crunches a lovely knee into Canuto's ribcage.

Milfhunter manages to break the clinch.
Milfhunter throws a head kick but Canuto moves out of range.
Canuto walks into a jab.
Milfhunter lands a head kick. Canuto smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Milfhunter lands with a nice combination. Canuto backs away looking to recover.

Milfhunter instigates a clinch.
Milfhunter utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Milfhunter unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Milfhunter working Canuto over with knees to the body.
Milfhunter crunches a lovely knee into Canuto's ribcage.
Canuto tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Milfhunter just stands there and leans against the cage.
Milfhunter scores with a hook to the body.

Milfhunter's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Milfhunter throws a sloppy head kick and Canuto moves out of range easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Milfhunter thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Canuto if he has to take too many more of those.

Milfhunter instigates a clinch.
Milfhunter lands a nice knee to the body.

Milfhunter breaks from the clinch.
Milfhunter throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Milfhunter connects with a high kick.
Canuto tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

Milfhunter moves into the clinch.
Milfhunter misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Canuto.
A knee to the head by Milfhunter.
Canuto on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canuto tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Milfhunter just stands there and leans against the cage.
The Milfhunter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruno Canuto.
Milfhunter with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Milfhunter tries to land knees in the clinch but Canuto avoids the damage to the body.
Canuto tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Milfhunter just stands there and leans against the cage.
Canuto tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Milfhunter lands a knee to the body.
Milfhunter lands a knee to the body.

Milfhunter breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Milfhunter lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Milfhunter - that will leave a mark!
Milfhunter misses with a head kick.
Milfhunter throws a head kick that misses.
Nice body kick there by Milfhunter.
Canuto tries to score a power double leg takedown but Milfhunter sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Canuto somewhat.
Milfhunter lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Milfhunter scores with a head kick.
Milfhunter misses with a head kick.
Milfhunter changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Milfhunter defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Canuto.
Milfhunter tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Milfhunter moves into the clinch.
Milfhunter digs a right hand underneath Canuto's ribcage. Canuto let out a lung full of air as it connected.

Milfhunter breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Milfhunter lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

Milfhunter closes the distance and clinches.
Canuto takes a shot to the head.
Milfhunter works on Canuto's body with a couple of short punches.

Milfhunter's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Milfhunter lands a head kick. Canuto smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Milfhunter throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Milfhunter throws a one two combo.
A head kick from Milfhunter lands but Canuto takes it in his stride.
Milfhunter scores with a push kick.
Canuto avoids the head kick by Milfhunter.
Milfhunter throws a nice head kick!
Milfhunter throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Canuto's head.
Canuto takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Milfhunter looks to land a combination but Canuto avoids it well.
Milfhunter keeps Canuto at a distance using the push kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Milfhunter gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Milfhunter comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Milfhunter landing knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Canuto tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Milfhunter smiles and moves away.
Milfhunter tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Milfhunter goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Canuto shoots in but no luck this time.
A solid leg kick lands there for Milfhunter.
Milfhunter thuds his shin into the meat of Canuto's side.
Canuto has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Milfhunter.
Canuto takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Milfhunter throws a head kick that Canuto semi-blocks.
Milfhunter comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Milfhunter lands a head kick!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Milfhunter throws a head kick that Canuto semi-blocks.
A head kick misses from Milfhunter.
Milfhunter throws a head kick that half lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Milfhunter dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Milfhunter throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Canuto's head.
Milfhunter scores with a nice body kick.
Milfhunter connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Milfhunter tries a head kick but it misses.
Milfhunter lands a head kick!
Milfhunter tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Milfhunter clinches.
Milfhunter missing with knees to the body.
Milfhunter is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Milfhunter.
Milfhunter is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Canuto can do to turn this around?
Milfhunter scores with a shot to the side of Canuto's head.

Milfhunter's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Milfhunter misses with a double jab.
Milfhunter goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Milfhunter keeps Canuto at a distance using the push kick.
Milfhunter throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Milfhunter lands a high kick!
The Milfhunter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Milfhunter lands a high kick!
Milfhunter plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

Milfhunter rushes Canuto and presses him up against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Milfhunter.
Canuto avoids a wild elbow strike from Milfhunter.
Milfhunter using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Canuto on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Milfhunter unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Canuto has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Milfhunter avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Canuto tries for a takedown but Milfhunter manages to get underhooks.
Canuto on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Canuto fails to pull the fight into his guard.
The Milfhunter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruno Canuto.
Milfhunter landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Canuto managing to block the knees to the body from Milfhunter.
Milfhunter trying to land knees to the body.
Milfhunter tries to land a knee to the head but Canuto blocks with his arms.
Canuto tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Milfhunter just stands there and leans against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Milfhunter obliges.
Milfhunter misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Canuto.
Milfhunter is leaning against Canuto and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Canuto jumps guard but Milfhunter stands there with Canuto around his waist. Canuto gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Canuto tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Milfhunter just stands there and leans against the cage.
Milfhunter landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Milfhunter trying to land knees to the body.
Milfhunter lands an elbow inside that Canuto shrugs off.
Milfhunter missing with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Milfhunter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Canuto is defending well for now.
Canuto on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Milfhunter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Canuto is defending well for now.
A hook to the body from Milfhunter.
Canuto fails to pull guard.
Milfhunter lands an elbow that stopped Canuto in his tracks for a moment.
Canuto goes for a takedown attempt but Milfhunter pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Milfhunter lands with a kick to the temple. Canuto shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The Milfhunter is winning the standup battle so far.
Milfhunter lets loose with a powerful body kick. Canuto will feel that in the morning.

Milfhunter forces Canuto back against the cage and clinches.
Milfhunter tries to land knees in the clinch but Canuto avoids the damage to the body.
A right hand to the body from Milfhunter.
Milfhunter landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Canuto fails to pull guard.
Milfhunter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Canuto is defending well for now.

Milfhunter's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Milfhunter cracks a nice hook into Canuto's ribs.

Canuto tries to keep at a distance but Milfhunter has taken the fight into the clinch.
Canuto jumps guard but Milfhunter stands there with Canuto around his waist. Canuto gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Milfhunter escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Canuto blocks a head kick by Milfhunter.
Canuto fails with a takedown attempt.
Milfhunter pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Milfhunter lands a head kick!
Milfhunter throws a head kick that Canuto semi-blocks.
The Milfhunter is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Canuto tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Milfhunter swivels and escapes.
Milfhunter throws a nice head kick!
A head kick misses from Milfhunter.
Milfhunter lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Canuto walks into a left hand.

Milfhunter has taken the fight to the clinch.
Milfhunter lands a nice shot to the body.
Milfhunter landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Canuto tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Canuto takes a knee to the side of the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Milfhunter is working Canuto over against the cage.

Milfhunter's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Milfhunter.
A head kick from Milfhunter lands but Canuto takes it in his stride.
Milfhunter lands a head shot.
Milfhunter thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Canuto if he has to take too many more of those.
Canuto shoots in and drives through. Milfhunter sprawls well.
Canuto takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Canuto steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Milfhunter. That one must have hurt.

Milfhunter darts in and clinches Canuto up against the cage.
Milfhunter lands a good knee to the midsection. Canuto won't want to take too many of those.
Milfhunter tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Canuto avoids it.
Canuto tries to pull guard but Milfhunter holds him up against the cage and eventually Canuto drops back down to his feet.

Milfhunter breaks from the clinch.

Milfhunter forces Canuto back against the cage and clinches.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Canuto fails to pull guard.
Milfhunter is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Canuto is defending well for now.
Canuto blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A right hook to the body lands for Milfhunter.
Milfhunter putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Canuto in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Milfhunter dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Canuto shoots in and drives through. Milfhunter sprawls well.
Milfhunter tries a head kick but it misses.
Milfhunter tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Milfhunter lands a head kick!
Canuto shoots for a double leg takedown but Milfhunter sprawls well. He's pushed Canuto's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Milfhunter pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Canuto needs to keep his hands up - Milfhunter had a free shot at his head there.

Milfhunter rushes Canuto and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Milfhunter scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The Milfhunter has scored more points in the clinch so far.

Milfhunter breaks the clinch.
Canuto takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Canuto has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Milfhunter throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Canuto.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Milfhunter pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Canuto avoids the head kick by Milfhunter.
Milfhunter lands with a slapping head kick.
Canuto takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Milfhunter throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Canuto crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Milfhunter - the referee stops the clock and Canuto gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Milfhunter. Canuto manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Canuto fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The Milfhunter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruno Canuto.
Milfhunter goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Milfhunter lands a head kick. Canuto smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Milfhunter misses with a head kick.
Milfhunter lands a head shot.
Canuto changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Milfhunter tries to avoid it but Canuto manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Milfhunter to the ground. Milfhunter escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Milfhunter throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Milfhunter misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Milfhunter misses with a head kick.

Canuto looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Milfhunter!
Milfhunter really wants to buck Canuto off and get back to his feet.
Milfhunter on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Milfhunter tries to get out of the position.

Canuto is working for a guillotine from mount but Milfhunter frees his head quite easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Canuto is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Milfhunter has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Milfhunter really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

Canuto has hold of Milfhunter's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Milfhunter manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.

Canuto swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Milfhunter is now in Canuto's guard. A big mistake from Canuto there, giving up the dominant position!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Canuto is looking for a triangle but Milfhunter pushes his legs off easily.

Milfhunter decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Milfhunter goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Milfhunter throws a head kick that Canuto semi-blocks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Nice body kick from Milfhunter.

Milfhunter has managed to clinch.
Canuto takes a shot to the head.
Milfhunter landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Milfhunter unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Milfhunter stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The Milfhunter is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Milfhunter.

Milfhunter manages to break the clinch.
Milfhunter lands a nice looking body kick.
A head kick misses from Milfhunter.
Bruno Canuto has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Milfhunter has Canuto up against the cage in a clinch.

Milfhunter pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Canuto takes a kick to the side of the head.
Milfhunter clobbers Canuto with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Milfhunter rushes Canuto and presses him up against the cage.
Milfhunter with a knee to the head.
Canuto on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
The Milfhunter showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Milfhunter, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 30:25
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:25
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Milfhunter!