PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Kardashian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Bertok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Peter Bertok told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Kardashian
vs
Bertok

200 cm
18
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

198 cm
21
234 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kim Kardashian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Peter Bertok!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Daniel Blasius and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kardashian.
Kardashian is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bertok sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Kardashian shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Bertok's guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Kardashian passes into half guard.
Kardashian trying to control the action but Bertok is working from the bottom.
Bertok looks like he's trying to stand up.

Kardashian decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Kardashian throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bertok.
Bertok throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kardashian misses with a takedown attempt - Bertok sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kim Kardashian. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kardashian misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Kardashian changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bertok tries to avoid it but Kardashian manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bertok to the ground. Bertok escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Horrible takedown by Kardashian or perhaps it was just good defense by Bertok which made him look bad.
Kardashian shoots in but Bertok avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kardashian is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Bertok misses with a series of wild punches.
Kardashian fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bertok throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kardashian shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bertok as he jumps to the side.
Kardashian fails with a takedown attempt.
Bertok swinging wilding here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian slips a jab and a cross from Bertok.
Bertok keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Kardashian dodges the punch combination from Bertok.
A right-left combo lands from Bertok.

It looks like Kim Kardashian has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bertok tries to avoid it but Kardashian manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bertok to the ground. Bertok escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Bertok misses with a series of wild punches.
Bertok will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
No luck for Kardashian with that takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Bertok dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kim Kardashian's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Some wild striking there from Bertok.
Kardashian changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bertok tries to avoid it but Kardashian manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bertok to the ground. Bertok escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Bertok defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kardashian.
A punch combination from Bertok misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A combination from Bertok does no damage.
Bertok misses with a wild combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kardashian.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kim Kardashian. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A punch combination from Bertok misses.
Bertok defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kardashian.
Peter Bertok is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bertok will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A combination from Bertok does no damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Kardashian shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Bertok fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kardashian slips a jab and a cross from Bertok.
Bertok misses with a two punch combination.
Kardashian tries to clinch but Bertok moves out of range.
Kardashian looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Kardashian tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bertok sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Kardashian somewhat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bertok looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bertok throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kardashian throws a combination that misses
and Bertok counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bertok lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kardashian circles away quickly and effectively.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kardashian has his takedown stuffed
and Bertok counters with a one-two to the body.
Bertok defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kardashian.
Kardashian dodges the punch combination from Bertok.
Bertok stuffs the takedown attempt from Kardashian. Kardashian gets slowly back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Bertok showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Kim Kardashian's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Bertok lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kardashian circles away quickly and effectively.
Bertok misses with a series of wild punches.
Kardashian fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bertok stuffs the takedown attempt from Kardashian. Kardashian gets slowly back to his feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bertok throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bertok is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Kardashian hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Peter Bertok!