PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piece Shit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Morgan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Shit
vs
Morgan

180 cm
22
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

193 cm
19
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Piece Shit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jimmy Morgan!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Skip Squint and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Morgan tries to clinch but Shit is having none of it.
Shit defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Morgan.

Morgan gets caught flat footed, as Shit shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Shit scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Morgan is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Shit could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Shit stops Morgan from standing up.
Shit trying to control but Morgan is working from the bottom.
Morgan wants to sweep but no luck.
Shit is working Morgan over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Shit looking to sit in guard and control but Morgan gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Shit on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Shit tries to get out of the position.
Morgan throws and elbow that misses. Shit uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Morgan's guard. Nice move by Shit!
Shit working some strikes from top position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shit connects with a couple of short punches.
Morgan has momentary wrist control but Shit slips an elbow through the middle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Shit throwing strikes from guard but Morgan blocks nicely.
Shit makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Shit working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Shit postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Morgan looking to control.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Shit's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Morgan thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.

Morgan is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Shit is aware though and is defending well.
Shit throws a strike but Morgan rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Shit wants to stand up but Morgan is controlling him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shit is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Shit is pulling down on Morgan's head to control his posture.
Morgan wants to control from the top but Shit keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Morgan might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Shit kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Shit scores with a takedown into Morgan's guard.
Morgan looks gassed!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Shit works over Morgan with some ground and pound from guard.
Shit with a nice head shot there.
Shit is in close to Morgan's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Morgan keeping moving, preventing Shit from controlling successfully.
Shit lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shit is in close to Morgan's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Shit landing some decent shots from guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Morgan is on top in guard.
Morgan stops Shit from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Piece Shit dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Shit closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Shit is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Shit lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Shit seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Shit scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Morgan regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Shit.
Shit lands a couple of digs.
Shit scoring with some ground and pound.
Morgan lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Shit!
Morgan looking to control but Shit is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shit looks out of his depth in this position - he's holding on tight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Morgan throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Morgan trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Shit working to try and regain half guard.
Shit might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Morgan wants to control the pace but Shit is squirming around nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Morgan working some short elbows here. He postures up to throw some more ground and pound but Shit slips a leg through to get back to half guard. Nice work.

Shit kicks off Morgan and gets to his feet.
Morgan throws a half hearted mid kick.
Morgan fails with the takedown.
Morgan closes the distance and clinches up with Shit, looking for a takedown. Morgan pushes Shit against the cage but Shit circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Shit shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
A nice elbow there by Shit.
Shit lands a big elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shit with the ground and pound from mount.
Shit is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Shit lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Shit landing strikes from the mount.
Morgan taking shots to the head.
Morgan wants to control but Shit is having none of it.
Shit raining down shots from the mount!
Shit scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Morgan?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shit breaks from Morgan's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Morgan is bucking up trying to escape but Shit cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Morgan is desperately trying to improve his position but Shit has a good base and remains in mount.
Morgan is in a horrible position here. Shit smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Piece Shit dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Shit decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Nice strikes from Shit there.
Morgan works his way to full guard. Good work.
Shit works over Morgan with some ground and pound from guard.

Shit avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Shit with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Shit content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Shit keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Morgan's head.
Shit lands a couple of digs.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Morgan has momentary wrist control but Shit slips an elbow through the middle.
Shit stands up over Morgan, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shit postures up and lands a big shot to Morgan's brow.
Shit has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Shit scoring with some ground and pound.
Morgan is trying to keep Shit in close.
Shit stands up over Morgan, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Morgan manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Shit manages to get himself to full guard.
Morgan wants to stand but Shit has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Morgan advances position into side control!
Piece Shit is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Morgan lands some shots froms side control.
Morgan trying to control the action but Shit is working from the bottom.
Morgan wants to take a breather but Shit manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Morgan.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shit tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Morgan stops Shit from standing up.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Shit holds on and takes a little breather.
Morgan trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Morgan trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Morgan stops Shit from standing up.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Shit drives through with a takedown into guard.
Morgan throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Piece Shit overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Morgan not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Shit is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Morgan looking to hit a scissor sweep but Shit is one step ahead there.
Jimmy Morgan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Shit looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

And that's the end of the fight!
Piece Shit showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Shit has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Piece Shit!