PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roofus Bumfight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Owen Stubbs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bumfight's entrance music is Amazing by Kanye West. A fine choice. The key to victory for Roofus Bumfight has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Bumfight
vs
Stubbs

193 cm
22
250 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

197 cm
18
231 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Likes ground

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Roofus Bumfight!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Owen Stubbs!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Luis Engracia and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stubbs fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Stubbs looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Stubbs fails to land the takedown.
Bumfight misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bumfight bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

Bumfight looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Bumfight trying to control the action but Stubbs is working from the bottom.

Bumfight seems to be looking for submissions.
Bumfight is controlling the pace.
Bumfight trying to control from half guard but Stubbs is working away.
Bumfight passes to side control.

Bumfight is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Stubbs knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bumfight thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Bumfight is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Stubbs looks calm but he's in trouble here. Bumfight gets his head over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Stubbs is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Bumfight lets go of the hold and Stubbs can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Roofus Bumfight!