PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simo Hayha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Jerkwater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnny Jerkwater acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Hayha
vs
Jerkwater

186 cm
22
220 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

194 cm
22
230 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Simo Hayha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Johnny Jerkwater!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Summer Carpenter and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hayha throws a low kick but Jerkwater avoids it.
Hayha misses with a hook. Jerkwater ducked under it nicely.
Jerkwater shoots in but Hayha avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Hayha throws a body punch but Jerkwater moves out of range.
Jerkwater fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jerkwater misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Simo Hayha has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Johnny Jerkwater.
Jerkwater shoots in but no luck this time.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jerkwater.
Horrible takedown by Jerkwater or perhaps it was just good defense by Hayha which made him look bad.
Hayha comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jerkwater fails with the takedown.
Hayha lands a nice shot to the body.
Jerkwater misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jerkwater shoots for a takedown but Hayha saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jerkwater chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hayha can pounce on him.
Jerkwater avoids the body shot from Hayha.
Jerkwater shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Hayha as he avoids it easily.
Hayha throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jerkwater blocks the body kick.
Hayha attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Jerkwater needs to keep his hands up - Hayha had a free shot at his head there.
Jerkwater avoids the body shot from Hayha.
Hayha checks a leg kick nicely.
Hayha throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hayha fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jerkwater shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Hayha but Hayha pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Jerkwater looks gassed!
Hayha stuffs the takedown attempt from Jerkwater. Jerkwater gets slowly back to his feet.
Jerkwater shoots for a takedown but Hayha saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Hayha tries a low kick but Jerkwater avoids it.

Jerkwater bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hayha sneaks back into half guard.

Hayha looking for submissions off his back.
Hayha gets back to full guard.
Jerkwater stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hayha swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Hayha looking for a triangle here. Jerkwater is fighting it but it looks tight! Hayha pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Jerkwater is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Simo Hayha!