PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and thor schneider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slice comes to the cage accompanied by M.O.P. - Ante Up Remix (featuring Busta Rhymes, Teflon, and Remy Martin). Kimbo Slice could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to thor schneider's chin.

Slice
vs
schneider

191 cm
18
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
22
250 lbs
2 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kimbo Slice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, thor schneider!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Fedor Mirinova and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slice throws a nice outside leg kick.
Slice looks to land a body kick but schneider moved away.
schneider looks to throw the jab but Slice is out of range.
schneider throws a right and a left that Slice avoids nicely.
Slice shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts schneider as he jumps to the side.
schneider tries a head kick but it misses.
schneider misses with a body kick.
Slice swats away the attempt to clinch by schneider.
Slice avoids the head kick by schneider.
schneider cracks the inside of Slice's front leg.
Slice could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Slice shoots in for a takedown but schneider shows good takedown defense.

Slice clinches up against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Slice works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

Slice breaks from the clinch.
schneider works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

It looks like Kimbo Slice has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
schneider scores with a jab to the body.
schneider throws a head kick but Slice moves out of range.
schneider looks gassed!
schneider throws a right hand that Slice ducks under and follows up with a left that Slice also avoids with ease.
schneider tries to clinch but Slice is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Slice gets the takedown into side control.
Slice tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Slice working the ground and pound from side control.
schneider taking a bit of punishment here - Slice scoring with strikes.
Slice lands some shots froms side control.
Slice grinds an elbow into schneider's temple.
Check out the look on Slice's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
schneider wants to get back to his feet but Slice drags him back down.
Slice landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slice landing strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Slice is trying to get an arm triangle but schneider is defending well.
Slice tries to advance to mount but schneider denies him.
Slice in side control lands a decent elbow.
schneider is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Slice has just dragged him back down to the mat.

schneider is trying to stand and escape here. He's got onto all fours but that's just let Slice take his back! Uh oh - Slice has got a rear naked choke here! schneider is forced to tap! It's all over! One monent is all it takes in this sport!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Kimbo Slice!