PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shrimp Barby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shrimp Barby has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Chuck Fuck Tito's chin.

Fuck Tito
vs
Barby

190 cm
23
196 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

169 cm
22
180 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Very confident

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shrimp Barby !
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Damien Edna and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The crowd cheers as Fuck Tito lands an impressive looking overhand right. Barby doesn't seem phased though.
Barby shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fuck Tito but Fuck Tito pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Barby fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Fuck Tito lands a jab to the head.
Fuck Tito lands with a shot to the body.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Fuck Tito looks to throw the jab but Barby is out of range.
Barby takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Barby fails with the takedown.
Chuck Fuck Tito has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shrimp Barby .
Fuck Tito scores with a nice head shot.
Barby shoots for a takedown but Fuck Tito saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Fuck Tito lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito punishes Barby 's body with a nice straight punch.
Barby walks into a stiff left hand from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands a nice hook to Barby 's body. Barby takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Barby steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuck Tito.
Chuck Fuck Tito is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fuck Tito misses with a low kick.
Fuck Tito lands a nice leg kick that just misses Barby 's sensitive parts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito lands a jab.
A nice combination there by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito punishes Barby 's body with a nice straight punch.
Barby looks gassed!
Fuck Tito works the jab nicely.
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick but Barby sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Barby shoots in for a double leg but Fuck Tito sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Barby takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Barby is trying desperately to land a takedown but Fuck Tito is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Barby .
Nice body punch from Fuck Tito.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Barby shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fuck Tito lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Fuck Tito fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Fuck Tito misses with a few strikes there.
Barby takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Barby shoots in but Fuck Tito avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Fuck Tito lands a with a good body shot.
Barby is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice combination there by Fuck Tito.
Barby moves forwards but Fuck Tito connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Nice cross by Fuck Tito.
Barby fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Fuck Tito scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito connects with a crisp jab.
Fuck Tito with a jab.
Fuck Tito ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A lazy left from Fuck Tito finds it's target.
Fuck Tito scores with a hook to the body. Barby takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito thuds his right hand into Barby 's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fuck Tito listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Barby might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Fuck Tito has got the better of the exchanges.
Fuck Tito lands with a nice body punch.
Fuck Tito throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Fuck Tito connects with the punch.
Fuck Tito swinging wilding here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito throws a good cross that connects.
Fuck Tito is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Barby looks for a takedown but Fuck Tito sprawls well.
Chuck Fuck Tito has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shrimp Barby .
Fuck Tito lands with a straight right. Barby didn't see that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Fuck Tito looks to land a combination. Barby sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Fuck Tito thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuck Tito takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Barby walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fuck Tito lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Fuck Tito is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
No luck for Barby with that takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Barby momentarily.
A jab lands there for Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito misses with a wild combination.
Barby moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito thuds a left hand into Barby 's body.
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick that misses.
Fuck Tito getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fuck Tito connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito misses with a low kick.
Barby takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fuck Tito comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Barby takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Chuck Fuck Tito is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Fuck Tito ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Barby takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito scores with a hook.
Barby has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Barby shoots in for a takedown but Fuck Tito shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Fuck Tito scores with a body shot.
Fuck Tito cracks Barby with a right hand to the side of the head.
Fuck Tito throws a one two combo.
Shrimp Barby has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fuck Tito scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck Fuck Tito showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Fuck Tito has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:24
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:26
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chuck Fuck Tito!