PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Danny Toddler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and bingo bango (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toddler comes to the cage accompanied by I'm Fat. bingo bango is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Toddler
vs
bango

225 cm
24
300 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

197 cm
21
290 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Danny Toddler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, bingo bango!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Damien Edna and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Toddler rushes bango and presses him up against the cage.
Toddler gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from bango.

Toddler gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.

bango working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Toddler doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Toddler manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Toddler stands and steps away. bango gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Toddler keeps the fight on the outside.

Toddler scores with a takedown into bango's guard.
Toddleris looking to pass into half guard but bango pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now bango is in guard.
bango trying to control the position from guard on top but Toddler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
bango throws a big right hand that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toddler working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from bango.
Toddler lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for bango!
bango wants to hold on but Toddler pushes him away.
Toddler with the ground and pound from mount.

It looks like bingo bango has been cut.

Toddler is standing up, even though he is in mount.
Toddler lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - bango can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Toddler and bango drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Toddler.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Danny Toddler!