PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Harry fist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chupa Me juevos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

fist
vs
Me juevos

170 cm
24
185 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

187 cm
25
170 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Harry fist!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Chupa Me juevos!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Valeri Chadov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

fist closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
fist lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Me juevos's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Me juevos swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
No joy there for Me juevos, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Me juevos misses with a hook.
Me juevos throws a nice looking combination but fist bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
fist lands a nice looking body kick.
Me juevos scores with a one two! fist had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Me juevos misses with a few strikes there.
fist showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Me juevos.
fist throws a right and a left that Me juevos avoids nicely.
Me juevos throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and fist counters with a thumping low kick.
Me juevos looks gassed!
Me juevos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but fist was well out of range. Poor timing from Me juevos.
Me juevos falls off balance throwing a combination

and fist holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Me juevos doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
fist lands a nice shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Knees in the clinch landing for fist.
fist scores with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from fist.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. fist obliges.
fist digs a right hand underneath Me juevos's ribcage. Me juevos let out a lung full of air as it connected.
fist lands an elbow that stopped Me juevos in his tracks for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
fist lands a knee to the head.
fist scores with a knee to the head.
fist is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Me juevos takes a knee right on the jaw!
fist with a knee to the head.
fist lands a body shot.
A knee to the head by fist.
fist lands a nice knee to the body.
Me juevos managing to block the knees to the body from fist.
Me juevos wants to break the clinch but can't.
Me juevos wants to get back to striking at distance but fist won't allow it.
fist misses with a knee strike.
Me juevos on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Me juevos wants to get back to striking at distance but fist won't allow it.
fist has Me juevos pressed against the cage, preventing Me juevos from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
fist has Me juevos pressed against the cage, preventing Me juevos from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
fist lands a knee to the body.
fist cracks Me juevos with a nice body shot.
fist scores a nice knee to the body.
fist lands a hook to the side of the head.
fist keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Me juevos's efforts to push away.
fist tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Me juevos avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from fist.
fist working Me juevos over with knees to the body.
Me juevos wants to break free but fist has control.
fist has Me juevos pressed against the cage, preventing Me juevos from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Me juevos blocks the elbow strike.
fist lands a nice elbow.
Me juevos on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Me juevos tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Me juevos on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Me juevos's face as he tries to break the clinch.
fist lands a hook to the side of the head.
fist tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Me juevos blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
fist blocks an uppercut.
Me juevos looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Me juevos wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
fist is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Me juevos tries to break the clinch but fist is controlling the position.
fist landing some nice looking knees to the body.
fist tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Me juevos has had enough of the clinch but fist keeps him there for the moment.
fist using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Me juevos has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
fist throws a head punch that misses.
Me juevos wants to break the clinch but can't.
fist trying to land knees to the body.
fist doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Me juevos wants to break free but fist has control.
Me juevos on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Me juevos is looking to break free of the clinch but fist has double underhooks.
Me juevos is looking to break free of the clinch but fist has double underhooks.
fist blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
fist looking to throw knees to the head but Me juevos is blocking nicely.
Me juevos tries to break the clinch but fist is controlling the position.
Me juevos wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
fist crunches a lovely knee into Me juevos's ribcage.
Me juevos wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
fist tries to land a knee to the head but Me juevos blocks with his arms.
Me juevos wants to get back to striking at distance but fist won't allow it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from fist.
fist with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Me juevos tries to break free but fist pushes him back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
fist lands a knee to the body.
Me juevos wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but fist has him pressed against the cage.
fist is leaning against Me juevos and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
fist trying to land knees to the body.
Me juevos tries to circle away but fist has him pinned against the cage.
Me juevos is trying to break free.
Me juevos doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
fist with a knee to the head.
Me juevos tries to break free but fist pushes him back against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. fist obliges.
Me juevos is trying to break the clinch but fist has him pressed against the cage.
fist throws a knee to the head but misses.
Me juevos avoiding damage as fist throws knees to the body.
Me juevos is trying to break free.
fist throws a knee to the head but misses.
fist struggles to land a body shot inside as Me juevos controls his hands.
fist trying to land knees to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Me juevos is trying to break the clinch but fist has him pressed against the cage.
Me juevos is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
fist using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
fist tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Me juevos is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry fist dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Me juevos avoids a kick to the body.
Me juevos throws a jab but it's blocked by fist.
fist misses with a two punch combination.
A right-left combo lands from Me juevos.
Some wild striking there from Me juevos.
Me juevos misses with a hook.
Me juevos misses with a double jab
and fist counters with a head kick.
Chupa Me juevos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Me juevos throws a combination that misses

and fist counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by fist.
fist using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Me juevos takes a knee right on the jaw!
fist working Me juevos over with knees to the body.
Me juevos avoiding damage as fist throws knees to the body.
fist with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Me juevos lands a left hand that snaps the head of fist backwards.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
fist is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Me juevos is defending well for now.
fist blocking some punches.
fist misses with a knee strike.
Me juevos is trying to break free.
fist is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Me juevos is defending well for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Me juevos tries to throw a body punch but fist avoids it by throwing Me juevos back against the cage.
Me juevos looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
fist landing knees to the body.
Me juevos prevents a body shot from fist.
fist trying to land knees to the body.
Me juevos has had enough of the clinch but fist keeps him there for the moment.
fist has Me juevos pressed against the cage, preventing Me juevos from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Me juevos is looking to break free of the clinch but fist has double underhooks.
fist lands a body shot in the clinch.
fist lands a left hand.
Me juevos tries to circle away but fist has him pinned against the cage.
fist misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Me juevos.
Me juevos working hard to break the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for fist.
fist using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Me juevos has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
fist misses with an elbow strike.
fist working Me juevos over with knees to the body.
Me juevos tries to break free but fist pushes him back against the cage.
fist trying to land knees to the body.
fist lands a body punch.
fist tries to land knees in the clinch but Me juevos avoids the damage to the body.
Me juevos is trying to break the clinch but fist has him pressed against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
fist with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Me juevos looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Me juevos avoiding damage as fist throws knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Me juevos fails to land.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. fist obliges.
Me juevos on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
fist prevents Me juevos from breaking the clinch.
fist tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Me juevos avoids it.
fist tries to land knees in the clinch but Me juevos avoids the damage to the body.
Me juevos looking to slow down the pace here.
fist lands a knee to the body.
fist lands a knee to the head.
fist trying to land knees to the body.
Me juevos is trying to break the clinch but fist is controlling him.
Me juevos wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Me juevos tries to break free but fist pushes him back against the cage.
Me juevos is trying to break the clinch but fist is controlling him.
Me juevos swings away with an uppercut that misses.
fist with a knee to the head.
fist crunches a lovely knee into Me juevos's ribcage.
Me juevos can't break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
fist lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Me juevos.
Me juevos is trying to break the clinch but fist is controlling him.
fist crunches a lovely knee into Me juevos's ribcage.
fist keeps control of Me juevos as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
fist unloads a knee to the mid-section.
fist connects with a knee to the head.
Me juevos is trying to break the clinch but fist is controlling him.
fist landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
fist working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
fist blocks a punch to the side of the head.
fist with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Me juevos is looking to break free of the clinch but fist has double underhooks.
Me juevos is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
fist cracks Me juevos with a nice body shot.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. fist obliges.
fist throws a knee to the head but misses.
Me juevos tries to break the clinch but fist is controlling the position.
fist lands a knee to the body.
Me juevos wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
fist putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Me juevos in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
fist misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Me juevos.
Me juevos is looking to break free of the clinch but fist has double underhooks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
fist lands a knee to the body.
Me juevos wants to break the clinch but can't.
fist lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Me juevos.
Me juevos takes a knee right on the jaw!
fist unloads a knee to the mid-section. Me juevos lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Me juevos can't break the clinch.
fist landing some nice looking knees to the body.
fist landing knees to the head.
fist trying to land knees to the body.
fist tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
fist misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Me juevos.
Me juevos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Me juevos working aggressively here.
fist lands a knee to the head.
Me juevos on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Me juevos is trying to break free.
fist using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Me juevos has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Me juevos breaks the clinch.
Me juevos displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Me juevos swinging wilding here.
Me juevos throws an uppercut from half a mile away. fist sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Harry fist will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Me juevos misses the shot to the body.
fist tries to clinch up.
Me juevos misses with a series of wild punches.
No joy there for Me juevos, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Me juevos falls off balance throwing a combination

and fist moves into the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. fist obliges.
fist lands with a light punch inside.
fist using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
fist connects with a nasty looking knee right to Me juevos's face.
fist landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
fist unloads a knee to the mid-section.
fist tries to land knees in the clinch but Me juevos avoids the damage to the body.
Nice body punch from fist.
fist with an attempt at a knee that misses.
fist with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Me juevos has a couple of punches blocked by fist.
A frustrated look appears on Me juevos's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short body shot lands from fist as the two fighters clinch.
fist is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
fist landing knees to the body.
Me juevos is trying to break the clinch but fist is controlling him.
fist tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
fist tries a knee to the head but Me juevos blocks it.
fist tries to land a knee to the head but Me juevos blocks with his arms.
fist tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Me juevos avoids it.
Me juevos swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Me juevos is trying to force a seperation but fist has the dominant position.
fist with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by fist.
Me juevos avoiding damage as fist throws knees to the body.
fist gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
fist keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Me juevos's efforts to push away.
Me juevos avoiding damage as fist throws knees to the body.
fist has Me juevos pressed against the cage, preventing Me juevos from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
fist lands a nice knee to the body.
fist is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
fist blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
fist has Me juevos pressed against the cage, preventing Me juevos from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
fist prevents Me juevos from breaking the clinch.
fist scores with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
fist throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Me juevos blocks it with crossed arms.
fist tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Me juevos avoids it.
fist prevents Me juevos from breaking the clinch.
fist with a knee to the head.
fist landing knees to the head.
Me juevos tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Me juevos tries to break the clinch but fist is controlling the position.
fist is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
fist lands a shot to the body.
fist connects with a nasty looking knee right to Me juevos's face.
fist crunches a lovely knee into Me juevos's ribcage.
fist misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Me juevos.
Me juevos wants to get back to striking at distance but fist won't allow it.
fist is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Me juevos is defending well for now.
Me juevos blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Me juevos can't break the clinch.
fist tries a knee to the head but Me juevos blocks it.
fist keeps control of Me juevos as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Me juevos tries to break free but fist pushes him back against the cage.
fist landing knees to the body.
Me juevos is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Knees to the body from fist.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
fist landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
fist scores a nice knee to the body.
fist scores with a knee to the head.
fist using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
fist tries to land knees in the clinch but Me juevos avoids the damage to the body.
Me juevos has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
fist misses with a knee strike.
fist misses with a knee strike.
Me juevos working hard to break the clinch.
fist throws a knee to the head but misses.
Me juevos wants to break the clinch but can't.
Knees to the body from fist.
fist keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Me juevos's efforts to push away.
fist works on Me juevos's body with a couple of short punches.
Me juevos blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A frustrated look appears on Me juevos's face as he tries to break the clinch.
fist with a knee to the head.
fist missing with knees to the body.
fist scores with a knee to the head.
fist scores with a knee to the head.
fist tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
fist tries to land a knee to the head but Me juevos blocks with his arms.
Me juevos wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but fist has him pressed against the cage.
Me juevos wants to break free but fist has control.
fist landing some nice looking knees to the body.
fist prevents Me juevos from breaking the clinch.
Me juevos managing to block the knees to the body from fist.
fist has Me juevos pressed against the cage, preventing Me juevos from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A body shot lands from fist.
A right handed body shot lands from fist.
Harry fist has scored more points in the clinch so far.
fist scores with a hook to the body.
Me juevos tries to break free but fist pushes him back against the cage.
Me juevos fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
fist scores with a hook to the body.
Chupa Me juevos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
fist landing knees to the body.
Me juevos wants to get back to striking at distance but fist won't allow it.
fist using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Me juevos wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Me juevos takes a knee right on the jaw!
Me juevos takes a knee right on the jaw!
Me juevos has a couple of punches blocked by fist.
fist lands with a left to the head.
Harry fist is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
fist keeps control of Me juevos as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

And that's the end of the fight!
Harry fist showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for fist, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 30:27
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Harry fist!