PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Max Butthead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jan Steel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Max Butthead has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Butthead
vs
Steel

189 cm
22
170 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

178 cm
18
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Max Butthead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jan Steel!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, George Francis and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Steel swats away the attempt to clinch by Butthead.
Butthead swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Butthead swinging wilding here.
Some wild striking there from Butthead.
Butthead displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Steel takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Max Butthead seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Butthead fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Butthead misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd cheers as Butthead lands an impressive looking overhand right. Steel doesn't seem phased though.
Butthead scores with a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butthead throws a right and a left that both miss.
Steel takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Butthead lands with a nice combination. Steel backs away looking to recover.
A combination from Butthead does no damage.
Butthead misses with a double jab.
Steel slips a jab and a cross from Butthead.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Butthead throws a series of punches but Steel moves out of range.
Butthead will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A right-left combo lands from Butthead.
Butthead is working the combinations to good effect here.
No joy there for Butthead, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Butthead misses with a double jab.
A cross from Butthead lands.
Butthead misses with a wild combination.
Butthead goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Butthead throws a nice looking combination but Steel bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Butthead moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Steel takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Good exchange - Butthead coming out on top.
Butthead pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Butthead swinging wilding here.
Butthead moves in looking to clinch but Steel pushes him off.
Butthead is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steel avoids a punch combination nicely.
Butthead fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Steel showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Butthead.
Butthead throws a series of punches but Steel moves out of range.
Butthead throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Steel's waist but Butthead gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Butthead off to one side.
Steel showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Butthead.
Steel has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Butthead tries for a takedown but Steel sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A combination from Butthead does no damage.
Steel walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Danga de danga de dang - Butthead scores with a four punch combination!
Horrible takedown by Butthead or perhaps it was just good defense by Steel which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Max Butthead. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Butthead throws a right and a left that Steel avoids nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butthead misses with a jab, cross combination.
Steel slips a jab and a cross from Butthead.
Butthead misses with the combination.
Butthead misses with a series of wild punches.
Jan Steel is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Butthead throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Butthead throws a series of punches but Steel moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Butthead looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Butthead lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Butthead looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Horrible takedown by Butthead or perhaps it was just good defense by Steel which made him look bad.
Butthead tries to bum rush Steel with a series of wild strikes but Steel uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Butthead misses with a straight right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
No joy there for Butthead, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A right-left combo lands from Butthead.
Butthead misses with a jab, cross combination.
Butthead throws a series of punches but Steel moves out of range.
Butthead looks to land a combination but Steel avoids it well.
Butthead lands a jab-cross combination.
Butthead throws a right and a left that Steel avoids nicely.
The fighters circling - Butthead throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A combination from Butthead does no damage.
Good exchange - Butthead coming out on top.
Butthead throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Butthead tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Butthead throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Butthead closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Horrible takedown by Butthead or perhaps it was just good defense by Steel which made him look bad.
Butthead rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Steel moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Max Butthead dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Steel misses with a wild body shot.
Butthead misses with the combination.
Butthead moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Butthead misses with a two punch combination.
Steel dodges the punch combination from Butthead.
Butthead fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Butthead misses with a two punch combination.
Butthead swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Steel avoids a punch combination nicely.
A nice combination there by Butthead.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Steel dodges the punch combination from Butthead.
Butthead misses with a two punch combination.
A right-left combo lands from Butthead.
Butthead looks to land a combination but Steel avoids it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Butthead misses with the combination.
Max Butthead is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Steel slips a jab and a cross from Butthead.
Butthead swinging wilding here.
Butthead misses with a double jab.
Butthead cracks Steel with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Steel avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A punch combination from Butthead misses.
Steel tries to move into range but Butthead moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Steel avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Butthead throws a one two combo.
Butthead swinging wilding here.
Butthead throws a right and a left that both miss.
Butthead shoots in but Steel avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Steel has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Butthead cracks Steel with an open hand slap.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Butthead misses with a few strikes there.
Steel avoids a punch combination nicely.
Butthead misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A combination from Butthead does no damage.
Butthead lands the left hand.
Steel takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Butthead misses with a series of wild punches.
Butthead scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Danga de danga de dang - Butthead scores with a four punch combination!
Butthead throws a right and a left that both miss.
Steel avoids a punch combination nicely.
Butthead scores with a jab.
Butthead lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Butthead.
Butthead fails to land with a series of punches.
Butthead lands with a nice combination. Steel backs away looking to recover.
Butthead throws a right and a left that Steel avoids nicely.
Butthead swinging wilding here.
Butthead lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Butthead rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Steel moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Butthead scores with a jab to the head.
Steel avoids a punch combination nicely.
Butthead will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Butthead's corner calls for a 1-2. Butthead obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Butthead misses with a few strikes there.
Butthead tries for a takedown but Steel sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A combination from Butthead does no damage.
Butthead is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Steel slips a jab and a cross from Butthead.
Steel moves forwards but Butthead connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Nice takedown defense from Steel. No joy for Butthead on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Max Butthead. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Butthead moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Butthead ducks under a wild hook from Steel.
Butthead swinging wilding here.
Butthead lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Butthead looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Steel is fending him off so far but Butthead persists. Nope, Steel circles away and we're back to standing.
Butthead misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Butthead throws a right hand that Steel ducks under and follows up with a left that Steel also avoids with ease.
Butthead throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Steel misses with a double jab
and Butthead counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Butthead throws a head kick that misses.
Butthead misses with a double jab.
Steel is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Butthead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Max Butthead dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Butthead shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Steel as he jumps to the side.
Steel takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Butthead misses with a combination
and Steel counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Steel will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nice defenses there by Steel.
Steel swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Butthead misses with a double jab
and Steel counters with a left and a right that stings Butthead.
Max Butthead is winning the standup battle so far.
Butthead throws a combination that misses
and Steel counters with a one-two to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Steel misses with a jab, cross combination.
A punch combination from Steel misses.
Butthead misses with a straight left.
Butthead misses with a kick to the body.
Butthead throws a lazy uppercut

and Steel counters with a series of strikes that sends Butthead to the canvas! Steel follows down into guard, looking to finish the fight!

Butthead is rocked!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Steel gets to his feet. Butthead looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Oh Butthead is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Butthead shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Steel counters with a huge uppercut, hook combination that drops Butthead! The ref has seen enough - he's dived in to stop the fight! Brutal strikes by Steel!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jan Steel!