PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Norm Duplee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Moe Problems (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Problems is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Juicy. Norm Duplee has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Duplee
vs
Problems

169 cm
23
275 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

190 cm
22
270 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Norm Duplee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Moe Problems!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Duplee takes a jab right on the kisser.
No luck for Duplee with that takedown attempt.
Duplee could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Problems closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Duplee changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Problems tries to avoid it but Duplee manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Problems to the ground. Problems escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Duplee shoots in for a takedown but Problems shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Norm Duplee. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Duplee seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Problems shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Duplee is backing up but Problems catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Duplee covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Problems Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Moe Problems!