PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chad Drake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Drake is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Kiss - God of Thunder. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Cartman
vs
Drake

190 cm
20
220 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
22
215 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chad Drake!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, George Francis and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman throws a head kick that half lands.
Nice sprawl there from Cartman as Drake shoots in.
Drake tries to clinch there but Cartman circles away.
Drake closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cartman circles away.
Cartman cracks Drake with a good jab.
Drake throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cartman.
Cartman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cartman goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Cartman falls off balance throwing a combination

and Drake decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Cartman's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Drake is stalling in the full guard.
Cartman on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Cartman tries to get out of the position.
Drake in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cartman is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Drake throws a big right hand that misses.
Cartman pulls Drake in close to prevent any damage.
Drake wants to pass the guard but Cartman is keeping the position.
Drake trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Drake working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Cartman pulls Drake in to control the position.
Cartman working a defensive guard here.
Cartman tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Drake missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Drake thows a big elbow that misses.
Drake missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Cartman misses with a double jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Drake darts in and clinches Cartman up against the cage.

Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Danga de danga de dang - Cartman scores with a four punch combination!
Drake swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Cartman lands a left and a right that send Drake crashing to the mat, dazed. Cartman thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Drake looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Cartman is fending him off so far but Drake persists. Nope, Cartman circles away and we're back to standing.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chad Drake.
No luck for Drake with that takedown attempt.
Drake looks gassed!
Drake shoots in but no luck this time.
Cartman scores with a spinning back kick!
Drake takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Cartman misses with a double jab.
Cartman stalks Drake and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Drake's face. Drake staggers backwards, shaken.

Drake is rocked!
Cartman drops Drake with a big left hand! Drake is injured, injured bad! Cartman jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!