PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey The Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Dude
vs
Dahmer

173 cm
25
168 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

185 cm
25
163 lbs
7 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Cobra Kai Nutrition (St. Pete's Best)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeffrey The Dude!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeffrey Dahmer!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dahmer looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Dahmer trying to control the action but The Dude is working from the bottom.
The Dude wants to get back to full guard.
Dahmer winds up and cracks The Dude with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Dahmer throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Dahmer landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Dahmer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

Dahmer is trying to work for a kimura but The Dude is defending well.
The Dude is looking to improve his position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dude is staying active underneath Dahmer, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dahmer thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed The Dude's head.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
The Dude avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

The Dude shoots in and bounces Dahmer off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Dahmer trying to control the position here.

The Dude drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Dahmer dives on top into guard.

Dahmer drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and The Dude dives on top into guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Dude looking to pass the guard.
Dahmer looking to hit a scissor sweep but The Dude is one step ahead there.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The Dude stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dahmer swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The Dude might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Dahmer controls The Dude momentarily but The Dude frees himself.
The Dude preventing the sweep.
Dahmer not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dude tries to free his leg and advance position but Dahmer is retaining full guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Dahmer shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
The Dude is looking to improve his position but Dahmer isn't that keen on the idea.

Dahmer goes for an armbar but he's not got it… The Dude turns into him and now he's in Dahmer's guard.
Dahmer looks gassed!
The Dude looking to pass the guard.
The Dude won't allow Dahmer to sweep him here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The Dude got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dahmer has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, The Dude has managed to get both his arms back between Dahmer's legs - danger averted.
Dahmer keeping full guard, as The Dude tries to pass.
Dahmer wants to sweep but no luck.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The Dude trying to control the position from guard on top but Dahmer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

The Dude shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
The Dude moves to take his opponent's back.
Dahmer can't escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jeffrey Dahmer will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

The Dude misses with a hook. Dahmer ducked under it nicely.
Dahmer closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
No joy there for Dahmer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The Dude swings for the body but Dahmer moves out of range.
The Dude misses with a looping left.

The Dude shoots in and bounces Dahmer off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The Dude trying to control but Dahmer is working from the bottom.
The Dude stopping the sweep attempt from Dahmer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dude tries to free his leg and advance position but Dahmer is retaining full guard.
The Dude postures up in Dahmer's guard and throws a big left but Dahmer blocks it.
The Dude wants to pass the guard but Dahmer is keeping the position.

Dahmer is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and The Dude defends well.
The Dude trying to control the position from guard on top but Dahmer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
The Dude is looking to clinch but Dahmer is avoiding it.

The Dude has taken the fight to the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Dahmer has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. The Dude is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Dahmer tries for a takedown but The Dude manages to get underhooks.
Dahmer is breathing heavily.

Dahmer is fighting off a takedown attempt but The Dude is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Dahmer to the mat. Dahmer regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
The Dude is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Dahmer looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dahmer is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The Dude stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dahmer swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Dahmer working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. The Dude doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. The Dude manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The Dude wants to pass the guard but Dahmer is keeping the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dude throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dahmer looking for a sweep. Not yet Dahmer, not yet.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

The Dude shoots in and bounces Dahmer off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Dahmer working a defensive guard but The Dude passes into half guard.
Dahmer won't allow The Dude to pass to mount.
The Dude is working hard here to advance position.
Dahmer is refusing to be controlled, as The Dude sits in half guard.
Dahmer wants to control but The Dude is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Dude is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Dahmer tries to lock up and control but The Dude gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
The Dude moves to take his opponent's back.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.

The Dude has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Dahmer has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!

Dahmer fending off the submission attempt from The Dude.
Jeffrey The Dude overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The Dude doesn't have the hooks in and Dahmer manages to turn into his guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffrey The Dude dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Dahmer with a poor takedown

and The Dude counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Dahmer's guard now.
The Dude pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dahmer is keeping the position for now.

Dahmer looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The Dude trying to control but Dahmer is working from the bottom.
The Dude content to stall in guard here.
The Dude wants to control from the top but Dahmer keeps moving.
The Dude postures up.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dude stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dahmer swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Dahmer has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but The Dude can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

The Dude gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Dahmer to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The Dude trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
The Dude can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Dahmer controls the pace.
The Dude wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Dude is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The Dude manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dahmer manages to get himself to full guard.
The Dude advances position into side control!
Dahmer tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but The Dude wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The Dude wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dahmer keeps working.
Dahmer is trying to control The Dude's posture but The Dude avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dude tries to move to mount but Dahmer blocks the move with his legs.
The Dude has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Dahmer!

The Dude is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Dahmer has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Dahmer tries to reverse the position but The Dude maintains control.

The Dude moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Dahmer has worked his arm free - good work by Dahmer!
Dahmer wants to control but The Dude postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer trying to control but The Dude flips him over like a cheap hooker and has his back!
The Dude tries to get the hooks in deep but Dahmer pushed the leg off.
Dahmer manages to reverse the position and now he's in The Dude's guard. Nice work there by Dahmer.
Dahmer throws a big right hand that misses.

Dahmer is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! The Dude is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! The Dude has escaped and now he's on top!
The Dude looking to pass the guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeffrey The Dude showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The Dude has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeffrey The Dude!