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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cappadonna Frappuccino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Frappuccino comes to the cage accompanied by Hooligan. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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170 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Cappadonna Frappuccino!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Napoleon Dynamite!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Matti Vanhoillinen and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Dynamite misses.
Dynamite throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dynamite throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Frappuccino missing with a left hand there. Dynamite was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dynamite tests Frappuccino's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dynamite ducks under a wild hook from Frappuccino.
Dynamite takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Some wild striking there from Dynamite.
Frappuccino slips a jab and a cross from Dynamite.
Frappuccino lands a really nice looking cross but Dynamite seems unphased.
Frappuccino throws a jab when Dynamite was well out of range.
Dynamite ducks under a wild hook from Frappuccino.
Dynamite moves away from the strike by Frappuccino.
Frappuccino fails to land with a series of punches.
Dynamite gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Frappuccino gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Frappuccino throws a lazy right hand but Dynamite sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Frappuccino throws a lazy right hand but Dynamite sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Frappuccino uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dynamite.
Frappuccino throws a nice looking combination but Dynamite bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dynamite keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Frappuccino.
Dynamite looks for the body kick but Frappuccino saw that one coming.
Frappuccino misses with a hook. Dynamite ducked under it nicely.
Frappuccino stuns Dynamite with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Frappuccino throws a nice looking combination but Dynamite bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cappadonna Frappuccino seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for Frappuccino, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Frappuccino misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dynamite.
Frappuccino misses with a looping left.
Dynamite misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Frappuccino thows a left - swing and a miss!
Frappuccino avoids a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dynamite throws a sloppy head kick and Frappuccino moves out of range easily.
Dynamite takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The fighters circling - Frappuccino throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Frappuccino throws out a powerful jab.
Dynamite rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Frappuccino moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dynamite waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Frappuccino.
Frappuccino blocks a head kick by Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a push kick but Frappuccino slaps the foot to one side.
Frappuccino throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dynamite on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Frappuccino on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Dynamite scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Frappuccino fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dynamite manages to avoid it.
Frappuccino throws out a loose jab but Dynamite uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dynamite throws a series of punches but Frappuccino moves out of range.
Frappuccino misses with the combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Frappuccino moves out of range as Dynamite throws a body kick.
A head kick misses from Dynamite.
Frappuccino moves out of range of the body kick from Dynamite.
Frappuccino misses with a combination
and Frappuccino takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dynamite digs a good hook to Frappuccino's body.
Dynamite ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Frappuccino moves away.
Dynamite throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Frappuccino.
Frappuccino throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dynamite.
Dynamite takes a jab right on the kisser.
A telegraphed right hand from Frappuccino misses the target.
Dynamite cracks Frappuccino with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dynamite plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Frappuccino listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
No joy there for Frappuccino, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Frappuccino bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Frappuccino fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Frappuccino misses with a combination
and Dynamite counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Frappuccino throws an overhand right that lands on Dynamite's shoulder, as Dynamite tries to avoid the shot.
Frappuccino fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dynamite on the side of the head.
Frappuccino just misses with a punch to the body.
Frappuccino looks to score with a jab to the body but Dynamite is just out of range.
Dynamite uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Frappuccino.
Frappuccino throws a jab when Dynamite was well out of range.
Frappuccino throws a combination that misses
and Dynamite counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Dynamite misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Frappuccino is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Frappuccino falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dynamite counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Frappuccino misses with a few strikes there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Dynamite dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Frappuccino thuds his right hand into Dynamite's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Dynamite misses with a head kick.
Dynamite misses with a head kick.
Cappadonna Frappuccino is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dynamite throws a left and a right that both miss
and Frappuccino counters with a straight right hand.
Frappuccino throws the left hand but Dynamite avoids the punch easily.
Frappuccino catches Dynamite with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dynamite tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Frappuccino throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dynamite sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Frappuccino throws a combination that misses
and Dynamite connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Frappuccino looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Frappuccino lands with an uppercut that bounces Dynamite off the cage and back into rage.
No joy there for Dynamite, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nice defenses there by Dynamite.
A punch combination from Frappuccino misses.
Frappuccino throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dynamite on the side of the head.
A combination from Frappuccino does no damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Frappuccino finds it's way through Dynamite's defenses.
Frappuccino throws the left hand but Dynamite avoids the punch easily.
Dynamite tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dynamite misses with a series of wild punches.
Frappuccino avoids a kick to the body.
Dynamite misses with a double jab
and Frappuccino connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dynamite swinging wilding here.
Napoleon Dynamite seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Frappuccino throws a big shot that misses.
Frappuccino fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice takedown defense from Dynamite. No joy for Frappuccino on that attempt.
Frappuccino is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Frappuccino misses with a combination
and Dynamite counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite takes one to the side of the head.
Dynamite throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dynamite throws the kick towards the body but Frappuccino avoids it.
A big right from Dynamite misses.
Dynamite lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Frappuccino circles away quickly and effectively.
Dynamite lands with a hook. Frappuccino tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Frappuccino throws a shot from downtown. Dynamite moves away and avoids it.
Dynamite misses with a few strikes there.
Frappuccino misses with a double jab
and Dynamite counters with a left and a right that stings Frappuccino.
Frappuccino throws a jab but it's blocked by Dynamite.
Frappuccino connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Frappuccino uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dynamite.
Frappuccino connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Frappuccino thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dynamite throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Frappuccino is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Dynamite ducks under a wild hook from Frappuccino.
The fighters circle momentarily. Frappuccino darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dynamite has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Frappuccino throws a hook but Dynamite avoids it easily.
Jab by Frappuccino.
Frappuccino slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Dynamite takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Frappuccino looks to land a left hand but Dynamite moved out of range nicely.
A big right from Frappuccino misses.
Frappuccino moves out of range as Dynamite strikes.
Frappuccino scores with a one two! Dynamite had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Frappuccino scores with a jab to the head.
Dynamite throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dynamite ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Frappuccino stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dynamite lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Dynamite showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Frappuccino.
Frappuccino throws a nice looking combination but Dynamite bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dynamite swinging wilding here.
Frappuccino scores with a body shot.
Frappuccino throws a series of punches but Dynamite avoids them all with ease.
Frappuccino misses with an uppercut. Dynamite saw that one coming.
Frappuccino scores with a three punch combo!
Frappuccino missing with a left hand there. Dynamite was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dynamite lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Frappuccino throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dynamite.
A swing and a miss from Frappuccino.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Dynamite showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action!
Dynamite throws a good cross that connects.
Frappuccino is rocked!
Frappuccino works the jab nicely.
Frappuccino looks to throw the jab but Dynamite is out of range.
Dynamite throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Frappuccino misses with a looping right.
Frappuccino throws a series of punches but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite moves away from the strike by Frappuccino.
Frappuccino lands with a right hand.
Dynamite throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Oh Frappuccino is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dynamite throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Frappuccino.
Frappuccino connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Frappuccino looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Frappuccino seems to have got his legs back now.
Dynamite misses with a double jab.
Frappuccino cracks Dynamite with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Frappuccino throws a jab but it's blocked by Dynamite.
Dynamite misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite throws a combination that misses
and Frappuccino counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dynamite misses with a body shot.
Frappuccino bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Frappuccino throws a lazy right hand but Dynamite sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A big left from Frappuccino misses.
Frappuccino throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dynamite's corner calls for a 1-2. Dynamite obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A swing and a miss from Frappuccino.
Dynamite moves out of range as Frappuccino strikes.
Frappuccino scores with a jab to the body.
Frappuccino throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Frappuccino throws a jab but it's blocked by Dynamite.
Frappuccino throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dynamite sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Frappuccino throws a big shot that misses.
A swing and a miss from Frappuccino.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite throws a body punch but Frappuccino moves out of range.
Frappuccino takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dynamite scores with a three punch combo!
Frappuccino throws out a loose jab but Dynamite uses good head movement to avoid it.
Frappuccino looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dynamite looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Frappuccino throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dynamite sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Frappuccino waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dynamite.
Dynamite misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Frappuccino looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Frappuccino misses with a double jab
and Dynamite counters with a three punch combo that has Frappuccino backing up. Frappuccino nods at Dynamite to acknowledge the strikes.
Frappuccino takes a swing at Dynamite's ribcage but misses.
Frappuccino dips to his left and cracks Dynamite with an uppercut!
Dynamite gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Frappuccino.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Frappuccino misses with the combination.
Frappuccino misses with a looping right.
Dynamite misses with a body kick.
Frappuccino throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dynamite counters with a stiff right hand.
Nice uppercut lands for Frappuccino. That snapped Dynamite's head back.
Frappuccino lands a jab-cross combination.
Frappuccino misses with a straight left.
Frappuccino scores with a punch to the head.
Dynamite misses with a few strikes there.
Dynamite moves away from the strike by Frappuccino.
Frappuccino throws a nice looking combination but Dynamite bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Frappuccino jabs Dynamite right on the nose. Dynamite blinks but takes it well.
Dynamite showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Frappuccino.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Dynamite misses.
Frappuccino lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Frappuccino takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dynamite fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Frappuccino manages to avoid it.
Frappuccino misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dynamite.
Frappuccino misses the body punch
and Dynamite counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Frappuccino is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Dynamite connects with a body shot.
Dynamite keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dynamite takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Frappuccino misses with a hook. Dynamite ducked under it nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Frappuccino throws a hook but Dynamite blocks it.
Frappuccino misses with an uppercut.
Dynamite lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dynamite getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Dynamite really dominated that round.
That's time! Frappuccino's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Frappuccino stalks Dynamite and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Dynamite's face. Dynamite staggers backwards, shaken.
Dynamite avoids a punch combination nicely.
Good shot there by Frappuccino.
The fighters circling - Dynamite throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Frappuccino scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Frappuccino cracks a nice hook into Dynamite's ribs.
Dynamite bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Frappuccino ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Frappuccino swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Dynamite counters with a nice body kick.
Dynamite fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dynamite scores with a spinning back kick!
Dynamite looks to throw the jab but Frappuccino is out of range.
Dynamite misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Frappuccino.
Dynamite's corner calls for a 1-2. Dynamite obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Frappuccino swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Dynamite counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Frappuccino throws out a loose jab but Dynamite uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dynamite lands a left and a right that send Frappuccino crashing to the mat, dazed. Dynamite thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Frappuccino throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dynamite sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Frappuccino will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Frappuccino with a jab.
Frappuccino misses with an uppercut. Dynamite saw that one coming.
A combination from Frappuccino does no damage.
Frappuccino throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Frappuccino ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dynamite scores with a sloppy right hand. Frappuccino should have avoided that one.
Dynamite Rushes Frappuccino and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Frappuccino is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Dynamite Piles on the pressure and Frappuccino crumples to the floor! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Napoleon Dynamite!
Napoleon Dynamite is the new welterweight champion!
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