PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Kurt the wrestler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yokohama Humahuta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

the wrestler
vs
Humahuta

183 cm
25
147 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

165 cm
24
157 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Very strong

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Random Name Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kurt the wrestler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Yokohama Humahuta!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
the wrestler misses with a few strikes there.
the wrestler wants to clinch up but Humahuta keeps it at a distance.
the wrestler fails with a takedown attempt.
Humahuta looks to land a combination but the wrestler avoids it well.
Humahuta circles away from the clinch attempt.
the wrestler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Humahuta looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
the wrestler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Humahuta looks to score with a jab to the body but the wrestler is just out of range.
the wrestler is looking to clinch but Humahuta is avoiding it.
the wrestler shoots in for a double leg but Humahuta sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
the wrestler defending well as Humahuta loads up on a big left hand.
the wrestler shoots for a double leg takedown but Humahuta sprawls well. He's pushed the wrestler's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kurt the wrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
the wrestler fails in his attempt to clinch.
A big left from Humahuta misses.
Humahuta misses the jab.
the wrestler really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
the wrestler tries to clinch up.
the wrestler tries to close the distance and clinch but Humahuta swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Humahuta keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kurt the wrestler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
the wrestler fails in his attempt to clinch.
Humahuta misses with a straight right.
the wrestler gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Humahuta misses with a straight right.
Humahuta throws a right hand that the wrestler ducks under and follows up with a left that the wrestler also avoids with ease.
the wrestler fails with an attempt to clinch.
A jab from Humahuta misses.
the wrestler throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Humahuta counter with a right hand.
the wrestler tries to clinch but Humahuta moves away
and Humahuta counters with a nice body shot.
the wrestler tries to clinch but Humahuta moves away
and Humahuta counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps the wrestler thinking.
Humahuta circles away from the clinch attempt
and Humahuta connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd cheers as Humahuta lands an impressive looking overhand right. the wrestler doesn't seem phased though.
the wrestler misses with an uppercut. Humahuta saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
the wrestler tries to clinch
and Humahuta counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
the wrestler misses with a takedown attempt
and the wrestler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
the wrestler is breathing heavily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Humahuta, as that shot connected.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for the wrestler. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
the wrestler darts in trying to clinch
and Humahuta counters with a lovely shot to the body.
the wrestler has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from the wrestler there as he acknowledges the shot.
Humahuta lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
the wrestler tries to clinch up
and Humahuta counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps the wrestler thinking.
Humahuta lands a nice hook to the wrestler's body. the wrestler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Yokohama Humahuta is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Humahuta lands a body shot.
the wrestler takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Humahuta fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Humahuta throws a right hand that the wrestler ducks under and follows up with a left that the wrestler also avoids with ease.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
the wrestler wants to clinch
and Humahuta counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Humahuta connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
the wrestler clinches but Humahuta breaks the clinch
and Humahuta counters with a stiff right hand.

the wrestler is rocked!
Humahuta comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Humahuta thuds a left hand into the wrestler's body.
Donk. Humahuta catches the wrestler right on the button with a cross.
Oh the wrestler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Humahuta circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops the wrestler to the canvas! the wrestler doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Humahuta keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yokohama Humahuta!