PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gabriel Striker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hammy Hameater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Striker comes to the cage accompanied by Indestructible By Disturbed. Hameater comes into a darkened arena with his song building. My Name is Hammy kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Gabriel Striker has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Striker
vs
Hameater

225 cm
23
225 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

195 cm
18
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Gabriel Striker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hammy Hameater!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Aafke Stam and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Striker shoots in for a takedown but Hameater shows good takedown defense.
Striker really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Striker fails with the takedown.
Striker tries to clinch but Hameater moves out of range.

Striker gets a clinch.
Hameater lands a left hand that snaps the head of Striker backwards.
Striker blocks an uppercut.
Hameater swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hameater misses with some punches.
A shot in the inside from Hameater.
Hameater scores with a shoulder strike.
Hameater lands with a short shot to the head.
Hameater has a couple of punches blocked by Striker.
Striker is trying to break free.
Striker drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Hameater gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gabriel Striker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Striker.
Hameater lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Hameater misses with the head strike.
Nice body punch from Hameater.
Striker is breathing heavily.
Hameater gets through Striker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

Hameater drops Striker onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Striker is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Striker is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short uppercut from Hameater.
Oh Striker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hameater.
Hameater swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hameater.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Striker.
Hameater misses with some punches.
Striker seems to have got his legs back now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Hameater.
Hameater misses with some punches.
Hameater dips a shoulder and cracks Striker with a mighty uppercut! Striker falls back against the cage and Hameater unloads with a barrage of strikes! Striker is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Hameater screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hammy Hameater!