PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fucke Keith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Moss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keith comes to the ring accompanied by Tool. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Keith
vs
Moss

190 cm
26
215 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

193 cm
25
210 lbs
15 - 3 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Fucke Keith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Randy Moss!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Sam Margolis and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moss dips to his left and cracks Keith with an uppercut!

It looks like Fucke Keith has been cut.

Keith gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A hook to the body from Moss.
Moss lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Moss lands a hook that snaps the head of Keith backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Keith is working for a takedown up against the ropes. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Keith has Moss pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Moss manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
A right handed body shot lands from Moss.
Moss lands a body punch.
Keith wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fucke Keith. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Keith's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Moss lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Keith or not.
Keith is breathing heavily.
Keith goes for a takedown in the clinch but Moss prevents it.
Moss pushes Keith back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Moss.
Moss lands a left hand that snaps the head of Keith backwards.
Moss works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Keith avoiding damage as Moss throws knees to the body.
Moss just leaning against Keith, taking a breather.
Moss lands a nice shot to the body.
Moss is leaning against Keith and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Moss presses Keith against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Nice elbow from Moss.
Moss lands a body punch in the clinch.
Moss throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Keiths head.
Moss working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Moss landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Moss - that landed with a thud.
A shot in the inside from Moss.
Moss digs a right hand into Keith's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Keith's gas tank.
A short body shot lands from Moss as the two fighters clinch.
Moss is working Keith over against the ropes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Moss.
Moss lands a nice shot to the body.
Keith blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Moss lands a hook that snaps the head of Keith backwards.
A short right from Moss.
Moss lands a shoulder strike.
Moss is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Moss softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Moss lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Moss stalling against the ropes.
Moss lands a right hand.
Moss is leaning against Keith and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Moss scores with a shot to the side of Keith's head.
Keith takes an elbow to the temple.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Moss obliges.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Moss.
A right hook to the body lands for Moss.
Moss manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
A right hand to the body from Moss.
Keith dodges an elbow strike from Moss.
A short uppercut from Moss.
Moss lands with a right to the head.
Keith tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Moss smiles and moves away.
Moss tries to clinch up but Keith circles away and keeps his distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moss thuds his right hand into Keith's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moss looks to land a left hand but Keith moved out of range nicely.

Keith shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Moss tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Keith trying to control but Moss is working from the bottom.
Moss is trying to control the position but Keith postures up.
Moss is looking to stand up but Keith isn't so interested in that idea.
Moss looking to hit a scissor sweep but Keith is one step ahead there.
Moss avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moss is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Keith is controlling him.
Keith wants to pass the guard but Moss is keeping the position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Moss connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Keith checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jab, jab by Moss - just one landing.
Keith shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Moss defends it nicely.
Moss fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Moss throws a right hand that Keith ducks under and follows up with a left that Keith also avoids with ease.
Donk. Moss catches Keith right on the button with a cross.
Keith has a takedown stuffed.
Moss throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Keith takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Moss closes the distance and clinches.
Keith tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Moss smiles and moves away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Moss throws a sloppy head kick and Keith moves out of range easily.
Moss scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Moss scores with a jab to the body.

Moss lands a big right hand that sends Keith crashing to the mat! Moss stays standing though and waves Keith back to his feet!

Keith is rocked!
Moss flashes Keith a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Keith's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Keith crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Moss punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Randy Moss!