PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sprinkle Sprinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sprinkle's entrance music is Outkast-Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik. A fine choice. Anaconda is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Baby Got Back. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sprinkle
vs
Anaconda

198 cm
25
265 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

204 cm
25
279 lbs
10 - 6 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sprinkle Sprinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Anaconda Anaconda!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Alyssa Summers and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sprinkle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Sprinkle ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The fighters circling - Anaconda throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sprinkle walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

It looks like Sprinkle Sprinkle has been cut.
Anaconda throws a jab when Sprinkle was well out of range.
Anaconda scores with a jab. Sprinkle acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sprinkle ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Anaconda avoids a kick to the body.
Anaconda misses with an uppercut.
Sprinkle throws a leg kick but Anaconda sees it coming and moves out of range.
Sprinkle connects with a solid leg kick.
Sprinkle misses with a leg kick.
Anaconda scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sprinkle throws a low kick, looking for Anaconda's leg but Anaconda calmly moves out of range.
Sprinkle attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A combination from Anaconda does no damage.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sprinkle.
Sprinkle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Anaconda's calf.
Anaconda blocks a low kick nicely.
Nice cross by Anaconda.

Sprinkle Sprinkle's cut is getting worse.
Anaconda pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Anaconda tries a head kick but it misses.
Sprinkle moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Anaconda looks to land a combination but Sprinkle avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda stalks Sprinkle and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Sprinkle's face. Sprinkle staggers backwards, shaken.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sprinkle shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Anaconda as he avoids it easily.
Sprinkle lands a nice looking body kick.
Sprinkle throws a front kick that sends Anaconda stumbling back into the cage.
Sprinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Sprinkle throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A big left from Anaconda misses.
A jab from Anaconda misses.
A slow jab from Anaconda misses its intended target.
Sprinkle shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Anaconda throws an overhand right that lands on Sprinkle's shoulder, as Sprinkle tries to avoid the shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sprinkle throws out a leg kick but Anaconda moves out of range and Sprinkle only half commits.
Anaconda Anaconda seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sprinkle keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Anaconda.
Sprinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Sprinkle throws a quick inside leg kick.
Sprinkle fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Anaconda is out of range.
Anaconda fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nice sprawl there from Anaconda as Sprinkle shoots in.
A bone on bone clash there as Anaconda blocks the leg kick.
Anaconda might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Anaconda misses with a shot to the body
and Sprinkle counters with a leg kick.
Sprinkle does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Anaconda checks the leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sprinkle throws a leg kick but Anaconda checks it.
Sprinkle throws a front kick aimed at Anaconda's knee but Anaconda avoids it well.
Anaconda lands a nice shot that snaps Sprinkle's head back.

Sprinkle Sprinkle's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Sprinkle takes a head kick and keeps coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sprinkle wants to land a leg kick but Anaconda is out of range.
Anaconda looks to land a right hand but Sprinkle moved out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Sprinkle 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Jeez, Sprinkle Sprinkle's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A left and a right from Anaconda both land. Nice combination.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Sprinkle Sprinkle's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Anaconda Anaconda!