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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bob Le Bricoleur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nyk Siuh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Le Bricoleur's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bob Le Bricoleur. Siuh has chosen Samurai Storm as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Nyk Siuh is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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153 lbs
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154 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bob Le Bricoleur!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Nyk Siuh!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Le Bricoleur throws a series of punches but Siuh avoids them all with ease.
Le Bricoleur throws a series of punches but Siuh moves out of range.
Siuh shoots in for a takedown but Le Bricoleur shows good takedown defense.
Siuh misses with a takedown attempt - Le Bricoleur sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Siuh fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bob Le Bricoleur has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nyk Siuh.
Siuh dives in and grabs Le Bricoleur's left leg, looking for a takedown. Le Bricoleur pushes down on Siuh's head and hops out.
Some wild striking there from Le Bricoleur.
Siuh with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Le Bricoleur to score with a decent uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Le Bricoleur throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Le Bricoleur throws a right and a left that both miss.
Le Bricoleur really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Le Bricoleur throws a right hand that Siuh ducks under and follows up with a left that Siuh also avoids with ease.
Le Bricoleur swinging wilding here.
Siuh on the wrong end of a nice hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Le Bricoleur lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Siuh shoots in but Le Bricoleur avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Le Bricoleur throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Siuh.
Le Bricoleur misses with the combination.
Siuh throws and low kick but Le Bricoleur moves out of range easily.
Le Bricoleur throws a right and a left that Siuh avoids nicely.
Bob Le Bricoleur seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Le Bricoleur throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Le Bricoleur throws a right and a left that both miss.
Le Bricoleur misses with a double jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Siuh showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur throws a right hand that Siuh ducks under and follows up with a left that Siuh also avoids with ease.
Siuh moves away from the strike by Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur misses with the combination.
Le Bricoleur throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Siuh.
Le Bricoleur misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Siuh dodges the punch combination from Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Le Bricoleur throws a series of punches but Siuh moves out of range.
A jab lands there for Le Bricoleur.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Le Bricoleur takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bob Le Bricoleur is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Siuh just misses with a punch to the body.
Siuh shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Le Bricoleur as he avoids it easily.
No joy there for Le Bricoleur, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Le Bricoleur throws a series of strikes that have Siuh backpedaling.
Nice cross by Le Bricoleur.
Some wild striking there from Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur misses with a series of wild punches.
Le Bricoleur misses with a few strikes there.
Le Bricoleur tries to bum rush Siuh with a series of wild strikes but Siuh uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Le Bricoleur thuds his right hand into Siuh's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Siuh takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Le Bricoleur throws a series of punches but Siuh avoids them all with ease.
Siuh fails with the takedown.
Siuh showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Le Bricoleur throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Siuh fails with a takedown attempt.
Le Bricoleur throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Siuh is looking to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bob Le Bricoleur dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
No joy there for Le Bricoleur, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Le Bricoleur throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A nice combination there by Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Siuh circles away quickly and effectively.
Siuh shoots in but no luck this time.
A combination from Le Bricoleur does no damage.
Le Bricoleur lands with a nice combination. Siuh backs away looking to recover.
Le Bricoleur misses with a few strikes there.
Le Bricoleur misses with a wild combination.
Siuh dodges the punch combination from Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur lands with a hook. Siuh tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Siuh looks for a takedown but Le Bricoleur sprawls well.
Le Bricoleur rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Siuh moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Le Bricoleur throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Le Bricoleur looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Siuh shoots in and drives through. Le Bricoleur sprawls well.
Bob Le Bricoleur has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nyk Siuh.
Le Bricoleur scores with a three punch combo!
Le Bricoleur throws a combination. Siuh tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Le Bricoleur misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Siuh shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Le Bricoleur defends it nicely.
Siuh takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Le Bricoleur misses.
A clash of legs there as Le Bricoleur blocks the low kick.
Le Bricoleur misses with a double jab.
Le Bricoleur closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Le Bricoleur throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Le Bricoleur is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Le Bricoleur throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Siuh shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Le Bricoleur as he avoids it easily.
A right-left combo lands from Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur misses with a wild combination.
Siuh slips a jab and a cross from Le Bricoleur.
Bob Le Bricoleur is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Le Bricoleur jabs at Siuh's body.
Siuh avoids a punch combination nicely.
Le Bricoleur misses with a few strikes there.
Horrible takedown by Siuh or perhaps it was just good defense by Le Bricoleur which made him look bad.
A punch combination from Le Bricoleur misses.
Le Bricoleur checks a leg kick.
Le Bricoleur scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Siuh dodges the punch combination from Le Bricoleur.
Siuh fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Le Bricoleur swinging wilding here.
Le Bricoleur throws a right hand that Siuh ducks under and follows up with a left that Siuh also avoids with ease.
Le Bricoleur will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Le Bricoleur throws a nice looking combination but Siuh bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Le Bricoleur swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Siuh tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Le Bricoleur swivels and escapes.
Bob Le Bricoleur is winning the standup battle so far.
Le Bricoleur throws a right and a left that both miss.
Le Bricoleur throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bob Le Bricoleur dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Le Bricoleur scores with a crisp jab that stopped Siuh in his tracks.
Siuh shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Le Bricoleur defends it nicely.
Le Bricoleur fails to land with a series of punches.
Siuh shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Le Bricoleur as he avoids it easily.
Le Bricoleur misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A combination from Le Bricoleur does no damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Le Bricoleur misses with a double jab.
Siuh uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Le Bricoleur misses with the combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Le Bricoleur throws a nice looking combination but Siuh bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A combination from Le Bricoleur does no damage.
Siuh fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Bob Le Bricoleur has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nyk Siuh.
Siuh slips a jab and a cross from Le Bricoleur.
Siuh dodges the punch combination from Le Bricoleur.
No joy there for Le Bricoleur, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
No joy there for Le Bricoleur, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Le Bricoleur lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Le Bricoleur lands a two punch combo.
Le Bricoleur throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Siuh on the side of the head.
Le Bricoleur stuffs the takedown attempt from Siuh. Siuh gets slowly back to his feet.
Nice uppercut there from Le Bricoleur.
Le Bricoleur scores with a jab to the jaw.
Le Bricoleur misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Le Bricoleur throws a right hand that Siuh ducks under and follows up with a left that Siuh also avoids with ease.
Le Bricoleur throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Siuh.
Le Bricoleur is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Le Bricoleur misses with a two punch combination.
Le Bricoleur will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Le Bricoleur throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Le Bricoleur throws a series of punches but Siuh avoids them all with ease.
Le Bricoleur looks to land a combination but Siuh avoids it well.
Siuh looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Le Bricoleur is fending him off so far but Siuh persists. Nope, Le Bricoleur circles away and we're back to standing.
Le Bricoleur swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Le Bricoleur rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Siuh moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bob Le Bricoleur is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Siuh avoids a punch combination nicely.
Le Bricoleur throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Le Bricoleur swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Le Bricoleur misses with a double jab.
Le Bricoleur throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
A punch combination from Le Bricoleur misses.
A combination from Le Bricoleur does no damage.
Siuh shoots for a double leg takedown but Le Bricoleur sprawls well. He's pushed Siuh's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Le Bricoleur looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Siuh looks for a takedown but Le Bricoleur sprawls well.
Le Bricoleur misses with a jab, cross combination.
Le Bricoleur throws a series of punches but Siuh moves out of range.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Siuh fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Le Bricoleur avoids it really well and circles away.
A left lands for Le Bricoleur.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bob Le Bricoleur showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Le Bricoleur has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 30:26
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bob Le Bricoleur!
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