PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Noob Crusher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan Dixon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crusher comes to the cage accompanied by Bodies. The crowd seem to be enjoying Dixon's choice of entrance music: Joker and the Thief, Wolfmother. Noob Crusher is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Crusher
vs
Dixon

179 cm
19
172 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

185 cm
20
175 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Very confident

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Noob Crusher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ryan Dixon!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crusher stuffs the takedown attempt from Dixon. Dixon gets slowly back to his feet.
Dixon fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Crusher tries to land a leg kick but Dixon saw it coming and moves away.
Crusher throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dixon changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Crusher tries to avoid it but Dixon manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Crusher to the ground. Crusher escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Noob Crusher has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ryan Dixon.
Crusher tries to bum rush Dixon with a series of wild strikes but Dixon uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dixon is looking to clinch.
Dixon shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Crusher sprawls well. Crusher wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Dixon gets slowly back to his feet.
Crusher throws a wild body kick that Dixon sees coming a mile off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice inside leg kick there by Crusher. That's going to slow Dixon down.
The fight stays on the outside here - Crusher looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Crusher looks to clinch

and Dixon counters with a single leg into guard. Crusher didn't expect that.
Dixon stops Crusher from standing up.
Dixon trying to control but Crusher is working from the bottom.

Crusher is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crusher tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dixon takes a knee right on the jaw!
Crusher looking to throw knees to the head but Dixon is blocking nicely.
Dixon is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Crusher is defending well for now.
Crusher with a knee to the head.

It looks like Ryan Dixon has been cut.
Dixon looks gassed!
Dixon blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Crusher landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Crusher lands a knee to the head.
Crusher throws a knee to the head but misses.
Crusher using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dixon tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

Crusher pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Crusher pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dixon avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Crusher fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dixon manages to avoid it.
Dixon takes a head kick and keeps coming.

Dixon is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crusher scores with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crusher throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dixon takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dixon is still on wobbly legs! Can Crusher finish him?
Crusher tries to clinch but Dixon is having none of it.
Noob Crusher seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Crusher throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Dixon is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Noob Crusher!