PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milk Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hammer Mack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Hammer Mack was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Man
vs
Mack

198 cm
19
155 lbs
2 - 8 - 0

192 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Milk Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hammer Mack!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Daniel Blasius and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mack moves into range and clinches up with Man.
Man really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Man looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!

Mack breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mack.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mack moves in looking to clinch but Man pushes him off.

Mack has closed the distance and engaged Man in a clinch.
Mack stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.

Mack manages to break the clinch.
Mack is looking to clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Mack.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mack drives through and clinches with Man against the cage.
Mack lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The referee calls for Mack to work.
Mack scores with a hook to the body.
Mack should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Mack taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Mack lands a shot to the body.

Mack breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Mack moves into range and clinches up with Man.
Mack controlling the action here for a moment.
Mack lands a body shot.

Mack breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mack jabs at Man's body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A solid leg kick lands there for Mack.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Mack has eaten all the pies!
Mack swinging wilding here.
Mack lands a nice hook to Man's body. Man takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Hammer Mack seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mack misses with a double jab.
Mack tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mack lands with a right that hurts Man. Man looks to clinch but Mack throws a short knee that drops Man. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Hammer Mack!