PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piece Shit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Amos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Shit
vs
Amos

180 cm
22
215 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

194 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Piece Shit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Amos!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Donatello Bradman and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Amos gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Shit preventing the sweep.
Shit landing some decent shots from guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Amos looking to hit a scissor sweep but Shit is one step ahead there.
Amos is trying to keep Shit in close.
Shit might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Amos doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shit is pushing down on Amos's leg trying to pass to half guard. Amos is fighting to maintain full guard but Shit has managed to sneak the leg through.
Amos tries to roll over but Shit keeps him under control.
Shit stops Amos from getting back to his feet.
Amos wants to get back to full guard.
Ground and pound from Shit.
Amos has hold of Shit's hands but Shit slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Amos is looking to get back to is feet but Shit passes into side control.
Shit lands a nice forearm strike.
Shit working the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Amos is trying to get back to his feet.
Amos regains half guard.
Amos looks gassed!
Shit landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Well, if Shit is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Amos gets back to full guard.
Shit stops Amos from standing up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shit trying to control the position from guard on top but Amos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Amos wants to sweep here but Shit controlling him for the moment.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Shit's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Shit controls from within his opponent's guard.
Shit could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Shit makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Shit has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Amos looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Shit passes into side control.
Shit staying calm.
Amos taking a bit of punishment here - Shit scoring with strikes.
Shit is chipping away with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Piece Shit dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Shit dives in and gets a big takedown. He lands in full mount and immediately unloads a series of heavy strikes! Amos has had enough and taps out.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Piece Shit!