PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bouncy Boink (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Crisp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crisp comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Pop Bottles kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Bill Crisp is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Boink
vs
Crisp

190 cm
22
213 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
24
211 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bouncy Boink!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bill Crisp!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Patrick Alders and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Crisp misses the target.
Boink gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Crisp.

It looks like Bouncy Boink has been cut.

Boink rushes Crisp and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Boink lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A right handed body shot lands from Boink.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crisp is trying to break free.
Good body shot from Boink.
Boink digs a right hand underneath Crisp's ribcage. Crisp let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Crisp looks gassed!
Crisp tries to break free but Boink pushes him back against the cage.
Boink is trying to break the clinch but Crisp is controlling him.
Crisp is trying to break the clinch but Boink is controlling him.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Boink.
Boink has Crisp pressed against the cage, preventing Crisp from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Crisp wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Boink has Crisp pressed against the cage.
Good body shot from Boink.
A nice right hand lands inside from Boink.
Boink lands a nice shot to the body.
A body shot lands from Boink.
Boink stalling the fight.
Nice body punch from Boink.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Boink creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A hook to the body from Boink.
Boink works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Boink - that landed with a thud.
Boink is trying to force a seperation but Crisp has the dominant position.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Boink.
Boink lands with a left to the head.
Boink stalling in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Boink - that landed with a thud.
Boink is looking to break free of the clinch but Crisp has double underhooks.
Boink lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Crisp.
Boink lands a body shot.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A short uppercut from Boink.
Come on Boink - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Boink lands a hook to the side of the head.

Boink escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Boink drops Crisp with a beautiful combination! Crisp stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Boink is looking for the KO!

Crisp is rocked!

It looks like Bill Crisp has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Boink forces Crisp back against the cage and clinches.
Boink is leaning against Crisp and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Crisp has Boink pressed against the cage, preventing Boink from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Crisp tries to circle away but Boink has him pinned against the cage.
Boink digs a right hand into Crisp's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Crisp's gas tank.
Boink slowing the pace effectively.
Nice body punch from Boink - that landed with a thud.
A left hand lands to the body for Boink.
Nice body punch from Boink - that landed with a thud.
Boink digs a right hand into Crisp's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Crisp's gas tank.
Boink wants to get back to striking at distance but Crisp won't allow it.

Boink breaks the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Boink darts in and clinches Crisp up against the cage.
Boink works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Boink scores with a hook to the body.
Boink lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Boink lands a body shot.
Crisp has Boink pressed against the cage, preventing Boink from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Boink is looking to break free of the clinch but Crisp has double underhooks.
A right hook to the body lands for Boink.

Boink escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Crisp tries to keep at a distance but Boink has taken the fight into the clinch.
Boink scores with a nice hook to the head.

Boink manages to break the clinch.
Boink keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crisp.

Boink has taken the fight to the clinch.
Boink softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Crisp wants to break free but Boink has control.
Boink lands a body shot in the clinch.
Boink is leaning against Crisp and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

Boink breaks the clinch.

Boink has closed the distance and engaged Crisp in a clinch.
Crisp is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Boink.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boink lands a body punch.
Boink wants to break free but Crisp has control.
Crisp is trying to break free.
Boink presses Crisp against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Boink lands a body punch in the clinch.
Boink lands a body punch in the clinch.
Boink is trying to break the clinch but Crisp has him pressed against the cage.
Boink is leaning against Crisp and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Crisp working hard to break the clinch.
Crisp keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Boink's efforts to push away.
Boink is working Crisp over against the cage.

Boink breaks the clinch.
Crisp circles away from the clinch attempt.
Crisp throws a hook but Boink blocks it.

Boink closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Boink is trying to break free.
Boink stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

Boink manages to break the clinch.

Boink darts in and clinches Crisp up against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Boink.
Crisp wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boink tries to circle away but Crisp has him pinned against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Boink.

Boink breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Boink gets a clinch.
Crisp looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Boink stalling the fight.
Boink wants to break free but Crisp has control.
Nice body punch from Boink.
Boink lands a body punch.
Boink wants to get back to striking at distance but Crisp won't allow it.

Boink breaks from the clinch.
Crisp keeps the fight on the outside.
Boink slips under a jab.

Boink has taken the fight to the clinch.
Crisp's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Boink wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Crisp has him pressed against the cage.
Boink wants to break free but Crisp has control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Crisp can't break the clinch.
Crisp is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Crisp wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Boink has him pressed against the cage.
Boink is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Boink.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A right hook to the body lands for Boink.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bouncy Boink dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Boink gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Boink wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Crisp is trying to force a seperation but Boink has the dominant position.
Crisp is trying to break the clinch but Boink is controlling him.

Crisp breaks from the clinch.
Bill Crisp seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boink tries to clinch up.
Boink moves in looking to clinch but Crisp pushes him off.
Crisp looks to land a right hand but Boink moved out of range.
Boink fails with an attempt to clinch.
Boink lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Boink prevents Crisp from breaking the clinch.
Boink is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Crisp can do to turn this around?
Boink has Crisp pressed against the cage, preventing Crisp from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Boink pushes Crisp back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Crisp has had enough of the clinch but Boink keeps him there for the moment.
Boink lands a nice shot to the body.
Boink stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Boink digs a right hand into Crisp's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Crisp's gas tank.
Boink wants to break the clinch but can't.
Boink digs a right hand underneath Crisp's ribcage. Crisp let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Boink just leaning against Crisp, taking a breather.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boink is leaning against Crisp and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Boink.
Crisp can't break the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Boink.
Boink works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Boink lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Crisp or not.
Boink has Crisp pressed against the cage.
Boink cracks Crisp with a nice body shot.
Boink scores with a shoulder strike.
Crisp can't break the clinch.
Boink lands a nice shot to the body.
Boink lands a body punch in the clinch.
Boink presses Crisp against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for Boink.
Boink has Crisp pressed against the cage, preventing Crisp from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Crisp working hard to break the clinch.
Boink wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boink looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Boink is looking to break free of the clinch but Crisp has double underhooks.
Boink keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Crisp's efforts to push away.
Boink lands a body shot in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Boink.
Boink lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Crisp.
Bouncy Boink has scored more points in the clinch so far.

Boink breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Crisp thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crisp swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Boink counters with a two punch combo.

Boink takes the fight into the clinch.
Boink keeps control of Crisp as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Boink lands a right hand that snaps the head of Crisp backwards.
Crisp being controlled against the cage.
Crisp is trying to force a seperation but Boink has the dominant position.
Boink lands a body punch in the clinch.
Boink is leaning against Crisp and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Boink is trying to break the clinch but Crisp is controlling him.
Boink lands a left hand.
Crisp wants to break free but Boink has control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boink digs a right hand underneath Crisp's ribcage. Crisp let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Come on Boink - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Boink prevents Crisp from breaking the clinch.
Boink is working Crisp over against the cage.
Boink wants to break the clinch but can't.
Boink lands a nice shot to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Boink's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Boink scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Boink has had enough of the clinch but Crisp keeps him there for the moment.
Nice body punch from Boink.
A short uppercut from Boink.

Boink breaks the clinch.

Boink has closed the distance and engaged Crisp in a clinch.
Crisp can't break the clinch.
Boink lands a nice shot to the body.
Boink stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Boink works on Crisp's body with a couple of short punches.
Crisp wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Boink has him pressed against the cage.
Boink leaning his opponent against the cage.
Crisp wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boink keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Crisp's efforts to push away.
Crisp is trying to break the clinch but Boink has him pressed against the cage.
Crisp is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

Boink breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Boink gets a clinch.
Boink presses Crisp against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Boink stalling.

Boink breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Boink has managed to clinch.
Boink pushes Crisp back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A body shot lands from Boink.

Boink breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Boink moves into range and clinches up with Crisp.

Crisp breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Crisp swats away the attempt to clinch by Boink.
Bouncy Boink is winning the standup battle so far.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Boink moves into the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Boink.
Boink lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Crisp is trying to force a seperation but Boink has the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bouncy Boink dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Boink rushes Crisp and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Boink lands a shoulder strike.
Crisp tries to break free but Boink pushes him back against the cage.
Boink stalling against the cage.

Boink breaks the clinch.

Boink gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Boink scores with a shoulder strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Boink creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Crisp is trying to break the clinch but Boink has him pressed against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Boink.
Crisp has had enough of the clinch but Boink keeps him there for the moment.
A frustrated look appears on Boink's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Boink breaks from the clinch.
Boink tries to clinch up but Crisp circles away and keeps his distance.

Boink closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Boink is trying to force a seperation but Crisp has the dominant position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Boink's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Boink lands with a left to the head.
Crisp tries to break the clinch but Boink is controlling the position.
Boink lands a left hand that snaps the head of Crisp backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boink stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Boink pushes Crisp back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Boink lands an uppercut.
Crisp's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Boink softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Boink working hard to break the clinch.
Boink lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Boink lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Crisp backwards.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Boink tries to circle away but Crisp has him pinned against the cage.
Boink stalling the fight.
Crisp is looking to break free of the clinch but Boink has double underhooks.
Boink lands a shot to the body.
Boink wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Boink throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short body shot lands from Boink as the two fighters clinch.
Boink has had enough of the clinch but Crisp keeps him there for the moment.
Crisp has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Crisp has Boink pressed against the cage, preventing Boink from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Boink breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boink uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Crisp.
Boink tries to close the distance and clinch but Crisp swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Crisp takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Boink throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Crisp throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Crisp misses the jab.
Crisp throws a lazy right hand but Boink sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Boink instigates a clinch.
Crisp can't break the clinch.
Crisp wants to break free but Boink has control.
Boink presses Crisp against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Boink just leaning against Crisp, taking a breather.
A short body shot lands from Boink as the two fighters clinch.
Boink scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Boink wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A right hand to the body from Boink.
Nice body punch from Boink - that landed with a thud.
Boink working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Boink lands a right hand that snaps the head of Crisp backwards.
Boink wants to break free but Crisp has control.
Boink tries to break free but Crisp pushes him back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boink has Crisp pressed against the cage, preventing Crisp from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Crisp is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Crisp is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Boink just leaning against Crisp, taking a breather.
Crisp is looking to break free of the clinch but Boink has double underhooks.
A right handed body shot lands from Boink.
Boink keeps control of Crisp as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Crisp has Boink pressed against the cage, preventing Boink from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Boink works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Crisp has had enough of the clinch but Boink keeps him there for the moment.
A body shot lands from Boink.
Boink lands a body punch.
Boink prevents Crisp from breaking the clinch.
The referee calls for Boink to work.
A short uppercut from Boink.

Boink manages to break the clinch.
Jab, jab by Boink - just one landing.
Boink uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Crisp.
Crisp misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Boink clinches.
A right hook to the body lands for Boink.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crisp takes a shot to the head.
Boink lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Boink is leaning against Crisp and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Crisp is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Boink has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Boink scores with a hook to the body.
Boink digs a right hand into Crisp's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Crisp's gas tank.
Boink lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Crisp.
Boink is trying to break the clinch but Crisp has him pressed against the cage.
Boink is working Crisp over against the cage.
Bill Crisp has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boink lands a body punch.
Boink works on Crisp's body with a couple of short punches.
Boink is trying to force a seperation but Crisp has the dominant position.
Boink lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Boink lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Crisp looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The referee calls for Boink to work.
Crisp keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Boink's efforts to push away.
Boink lands a right hand that snaps the head of Crisp backwards.
Nice body punch from Boink.
Boink is working Crisp over against the cage.
Crisp throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Boink blocks it with crossed arms.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bouncy Boink showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Boink has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:25
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:24
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bouncy Boink!