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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donkey Donkman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brian Norton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Donkman's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Donkey Song. Norton has chosen Countdown to Extinction by Megadeth as his entrance music. Donkey Donkman is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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220 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
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210 lbs
4 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Donkey Donkman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brian Norton!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donkman fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Donkman shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Norton defends it nicely.
Norton ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Norton tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Donkman lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Norton slips a jab and a cross from Donkman.
Donkman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Donkman shoots in and bounces Norton off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Norton looking to hit a scissor sweep but Donkman is one step ahead there.
Donkman trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Donkman trying to control the position from guard on top but Norton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Norton trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Norton is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Norton looking to hit a scissor sweep but Donkman is one step ahead there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Norton throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Norton tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Norton takes one on the button.
Norton on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Donkman drops Norton with a big left hand and mounts him. Norton is in big trouble!
Norton is rocked!
Norton looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Norton is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Donkman has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Norton's face.
Donkman softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and Norton is out cold! Donkman jumps to his feet and celebrates on the cage with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Donkey Donkman!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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