PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rocky Balboa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and liz succubus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). liz succubus has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Balboa
vs
succubus

192 cm
25
265 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

195 cm
18
256 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rocky Balboa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, liz succubus!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Bruno Lombardi and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Balboa throws a lazy right hand but succubus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The fighters circling - Balboa throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
succubus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab from Balboa misses.
Balboa attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Balboa throws a hook but succubus avoids it easily.
succubus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for succubus.
Balboa throws a solid leg kick but succubus takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Balboa.
succubus throws a sloppy head kick and Balboa moves out of range easily.
Balboa avoids a kick to the body.
succubus lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Rocky Balboa has been cut.
succubus throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
succubus throws a head kick but Balboa moves out of range.
succubus steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Balboa.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Balboa thows a body shot but no joy.
succubus feints a jab and as Balboa dips his head, succubus unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Balboa right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Balboa falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! succubus smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). liz succubus!