PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Damian Balon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Piece Shit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Damian Balon has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Balon
vs
Shit

180 cm
18
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
22
215 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Damian Balon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Piece Shit!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Bruno Hogan and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Shit closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Shit lands in his opponent's guard.
Balon keeping moving, preventing Shit from controlling successfully.
Shit won't allow Balon to sweep him here.
Shit is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Shit cracks Balon with a solid left hand.
Shit stays in close to Balon's body and controls the position.
Balon bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Shit's guard.
Shit should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Shit looking to hit a scissor sweep but Balon is one step ahead there.
Shit manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Shit lands a nice shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shit is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Shit dominating with strikes here.
Shit landing shots from mount.
Balon knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Shit on the ground.
Shit raining down shots from the mount!

Balon is rocked!
Oooooh, big shot lands for Shit! Balon is hurt baaadly! Shit is firing away with more strikes - Balon is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Piece Shit!