PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cletus Aint Got No Lass name (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Max Power (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Aint Got No Lass name
vs
Power

225 cm
18
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
22
205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Demonic Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Cletus Aint Got No Lass name!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Max Power!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aint Got No Lass name avoids a punch combination nicely.
A thudding body kick lands there by Aint Got No Lass name!
Aint Got No Lass name throws a right hand that Power ducks under and follows up with a left that Power also avoids with ease.
Aint Got No Lass name tries to clinch but Power is having none of it.
Power swinging wilding here.
Aint Got No Lass name really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Power slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Power misses with a series of wild punches.
Power finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Power works Aint Got No Lass name's body with a nice hook.
Power misses with a low kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Aint Got No Lass name scores with a four punch combination!
Power misses with the combination.
Aint Got No Lass name doesn't manage to clinch there - Power circles away.
Power misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Power fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Aint Got No Lass name is out of range.
Aint Got No Lass name misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Aint Got No Lass name scores with a head kick.
Aint Got No Lass name misses with a body kick.
Power lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Power blocks a head kick by Aint Got No Lass name.
Aint Got No Lass name takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Aint Got No Lass name lands a head kick. Power smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Power.
Nice sprawl there from Power as Aint Got No Lass name shoots in.
Aint Got No Lass name is breathing heavily.
Power lands a nice shot that snaps Aint Got No Lass name's head back.
Max Power is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Power lands a jab to the nose.
Aint Got No Lass name walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

Aint Got No Lass name is rocked!
Aint Got No Lass name on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Power. Power obviously looking to wear him down.
Aint Got No Lass name tries to close the distance and clinch up but Power swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Aint Got No Lass name fails to land with a series of punches.
Power throws a series of punches but Aint Got No Lass name avoids them all with ease.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Power stuns Aint Got No Lass name with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Power lands a nice looking body shot.
Power changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Aint Got No Lass name tries to close the distance and clinch but Power swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Aint Got No Lass name misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Power misses with a body shot.
Power lands an overhand right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Aint Got No Lass name shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Power as he avoids it easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Power. That snapped Aint Got No Lass name's head back.
Some wild striking there from Power.
Power uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Aint Got No Lass name.
A combination from Power does no damage.
Aint Got No Lass name shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Power pinned against the cage. Power gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cletus Aint Got No Lass name. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Power looks to land a combination. Aint Got No Lass name sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Oh Aint Got No Lass name is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Aint Got No Lass name looks for a takedown but Power sprawls well.
Aint Got No Lass name seems to have got his legs back now.
Aint Got No Lass name tries to close the distance and clinch but Power swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Power, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Aint Got No Lass name lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Power throws a series of punches but Aint Got No Lass name avoids them all with ease.
A left and a right from Power both land. Nice combination.
Some wild striking there from Power.
Power throws a series of strikes that have Aint Got No Lass name backpedaling.
Aint Got No Lass name tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Power swivels and escapes.
A chopping leg kick lands by Aint Got No Lass name.
Oooh a lovely combination from Power sends Aint Got No Lass name down but not out. Power dives into side control looking to finish.

Power has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Power lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Aint Got No Lass name has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Aint Got No Lass name and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Aint Got No Lass name throws a right and a left that both miss.
Power throws a series of strikes that have Aint Got No Lass name backpedaling.
Power swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Aint Got No Lass name counters with a right hand to the body.
Power will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Aint Got No Lass name is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Aint Got No Lass name.
Aint Got No Lass name moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Aint Got No Lass name connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Power's hands.
Aint Got No Lass name moves in looking to clinch but Power pushes him off.
Aint Got No Lass name will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Aint Got No Lass name takes a swing at Power's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Power steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Aint Got No Lass name. That one must have hurt.
Good leg kick by Power there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Power throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Aint Got No Lass name shoots in but Power avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Power misses with a double jab
and Aint Got No Lass name counters with a big head kick but Power shrugs it off.
Max Power seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Power cracks Aint Got No Lass name with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Power throws a right and a left that both miss.
Aint Got No Lass name dodges the punch combination from Power.
Aint Got No Lass name fails with a takedown attempt.
Power avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Power fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Aint Got No Lass name on the side of the head.
Power moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Power throws a nice outside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Power throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Aint Got No Lass name sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Power is working the combinations to good effect here.
Power throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Aint Got No Lass name.
Aint Got No Lass name avoids a punch combination nicely.
Power throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Power's corner calls for a 1-2. Power obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Good leg kick by Aint Got No Lass name there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Aint Got No Lass name cracks Power with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Power stuns Aint Got No Lass name with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Power blocks a head kick by Aint Got No Lass name.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Power lands a right hook to the body.
Power rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Aint Got No Lass name moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Power looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jab, jab by Power - just one landing.
Aint Got No Lass name takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Some wild striking there from Power.
Aint Got No Lass name showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Power.
Aint Got No Lass name takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Power lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Power is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round!Aint Got No Lass name had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Aint Got No Lass name takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A right-left combo lands from Power.
Power lands a body shot.
Aint Got No Lass name tries to clinch up.
Aint Got No Lass name shoots in for a double leg but Power sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Aint Got No Lass name takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Power keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Aint Got No Lass name lands a two punch combo.
Aint Got No Lass name misses with a two punch combination.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Aint Got No Lass name shoots for a takedown but Power saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Power throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Aint Got No Lass name counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Power throws a series of punches but Aint Got No Lass name moves out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Power, right into the meat.
Aint Got No Lass name lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Aint Got No Lass name wants to clinch up but Power keeps it at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Max Power dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Aint Got No Lass name tries to close the distance and clinch but Power swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Aint Got No Lass name moves into the clinch.
Aint Got No Lass name is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Aint Got No Lass name wants to break the clinch but can't.
Power keeps control of Aint Got No Lass name as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Power prevents Aint Got No Lass name from breaking the clinch.
Power has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Aint Got No Lass name has had enough of the clinch but Power keeps him there for the moment.

Power manages to break the clinch.
Crunch! Aint Got No Lass name slams his shin into Power's torso.
The crowd cheers as Power lands an impressive looking overhand right. Aint Got No Lass name doesn't seem phased though.
Aint Got No Lass name throws a head kick that misses.
Power keeps the fight on the outside.
Aint Got No Lass name tries to close the distance and clinch up but Power swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Power rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Aint Got No Lass name moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Power throws a leg kick
and Aint Got No Lass name counters with a big head kick but Power shrugs it off.
Power misses with a leg kick.
Aint Got No Lass name motions for Power to come forward. Aint Got No Lass name throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Aint Got No Lass name throws a right hand that Power ducks under and follows up with a left that Power also avoids with ease.
Power throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Power misses with a combination
and Aint Got No Lass name counters with a big head kick but Power shrugs it off.

It looks like Max Power has been cut.
Power looks to land a right hand but Aint Got No Lass name moved out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Danga de danga de dang - Power scores with a four punch combination!
Power throws the left hand but Aint Got No Lass name avoids the punch easily.
Aint Got No Lass name fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Aint Got No Lass name looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Power throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Aint Got No Lass name.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Power ducks right into an uppercut from Aint Got No Lass name.
Aint Got No Lass name tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Some wild striking there from Aint Got No Lass name.
A head kick from Aint Got No Lass name lands but Power takes it in his stride.
The fight stays on the outside here - Aint Got No Lass name looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Power cracks Aint Got No Lass name with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Aint Got No Lass name wants to clinch.
Aint Got No Lass name takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Aint Got No Lass name takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Aint Got No Lass name throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Aint Got No Lass name throws a shot to the body.
Max Power seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A punch combination from Power misses.
Power takes a swing at Aint Got No Lass name's ribcage but misses.
Power throws a body punch but Aint Got No Lass name moves out of range.
Aint Got No Lass name is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Power.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Power throws a leg kick but Aint Got No Lass name moved away.
Power misses with a straight right.
Power cracks Aint Got No Lass name with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Aint Got No Lass name fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Aint Got No Lass name takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Power takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Power misses with a looping left.
Power fails to land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aint Got No Lass name walks into a jab.
Power misses with a right hand
and Aint Got No Lass name counters with a one-two to the body.
Power swinging wilding here.
Power looks to land a combination but Aint Got No Lass name avoids it well.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Aint Got No Lass name. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Aint Got No Lass name is looking to clinch but Power is avoiding it.
Power swats away the attempt to clinch by Aint Got No Lass name.
Aint Got No Lass name takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Cletus Aint Got No Lass name is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Aint Got No Lass name misses with a two punch combination.
Good work by Aint Got No Lass name as he checks the leg kick.
Aint Got No Lass name lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
A cross from Power lands.
Nice shot by Power.
Aint Got No Lass name throws a right hand that Power ducks under and follows up with a left that Power also avoids with ease.
Power lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Power misses with a two punch combination.
Power lands with a right hand.
Power throws a right and a left that Aint Got No Lass name avoids nicely.
Aint Got No Lass name tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Power paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Aint Got No Lass name tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Power swivels and escapes.
Aint Got No Lass name takes one to the side of the head.
Power lands a hook that stumbles Aint Got No Lass name back into the cage. Power follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Aint Got No Lass name to the canvas! Power pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Aint Got No Lass name has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Max Power!