PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grant Georgie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Piece Shit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piece Shit is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Georgie
vs
Shit

185 cm
22
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
22
215 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

Good takedowns
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Grant Georgie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Piece Shit!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, John Mangel and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Georgie throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Georgie is trying hard to land a takedown here. Shit sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Shit shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Georgie is trying to stand up here but Shit is controlling him well.
Shit seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Georgie does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Shit with the ground and pound but Georgie uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Georgie wants to stand but Shit is controlling the position.
Georgie on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Georgie tries to get out of the position.
Shit postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Georgie knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Shit on the ground.
Georgie is trying to keep Shit in close.

Georgie escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Shit gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Shit wants to control from the top but Georgie keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Shit with a poor takedown

and Georgie counters with a shoot takedown. Shit fights it but they end up in guard.
Georgie stops Shit from standing up.
Georgie wants to control from the top but Shit keeps moving.
Shit looking for a sweep. Not yet Shit, not yet.
Shit managing to control the position.
Georgie won't allow Shit to get back to his feet.

Shit uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Georgie shoots and misses

and Shit counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shit content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Georgie keeping moving, preventing Shit from controlling successfully.
Georgie is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shit lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Georgie is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Shit postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Shit throwing strikes from guard but Georgie blocks nicely.
Shit missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Shit accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Georgie working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Shit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shit throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Georgie works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Georgie is looking to sweep but instead, Shit has passed into half guard.
Shit is keen to just control but Georgie is a slippery customer.
Shit seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Shit doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Georgie counters with a three punch combo that has Shit backing up. Shit nods at Georgie to acknowledge the strikes.
Shit should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Shit looks gassed!
Georgie is looking to land body kicks.

Shit bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Shit creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Georgie sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Georgie struggling a bit here.
Shit is looking to take a break and control but Georgie is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Georgie gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shit landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Georgie is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Georgie is trying to escape back to his feet but Shit uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Georgie tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Shit wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Georgie is trying to control Shit's posture but Shit avoids it.
Shit is chipping away with strikes.
Georgie is working to avoid the ground and pound but Shit connects with a decent elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Piece Shit dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Georgie shoots for a double leg takedown but Shit sprawls well. He's pushed Georgie's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

Shit shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Shit showed some decent athleticism there.
Georgie controlling the position well.
Shit lands with a punch from half guard.
Shit content to control rather than advance.
Georgie misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Georgie looks like he's trying to stand up.
Shit trying to control the action but Georgie is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shit looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Georgie with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Shit trying to control from half guard but Georgie is working away.
Georgie taking some punishment here, with Shit in his half guard.
Georgie on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Shit controlling the action here.
Georgie throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Shit lands with a punch from half guard.
Shit lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice strikes from Shit there.
Georgie is looking to improve his position.
Shit trying to control from Georgie's half guard. Georgie has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Georgie utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Shit stops Georgie from standing up.
Piece Shit has got the better of the ground game so far.
Shit throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Georgie works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Shit with a flurry of punches that miss.
Shit loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Shit shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Shit was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Shit landing strikes, looking to finish!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shit working away from the top, dropping strikes.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Shit cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Shit looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Shit is breathing heavily.
Shit looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Georgie is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Shit landing strikes, looking to finish!
Shit lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Georgie hang on?
Shit has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Georgie wants to control but Shit is having none of it.
Shit lands a heavy elbow.
Shit avoids the attempt from Georgie to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shit scoring with strikes but Georgie is staying in there.
Shit looking to finish Georgie with some ground and pound. This is bad for Georgie!
Shit punishing his opponent with strikes.
Georgie is looking to improve his position but Shit isn't that keen on the idea.
A nice elbow there by Shit.
Shit unloading with bombs!
Georgie is trying desperately to improve position.
Shit lands a big elbow.
Georgie tries to hold on but Shit pushes him away.
Shit lands a heavy elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Piece Shit showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Georgie's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Shit shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Shit was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Shit working the ground and pound effectively.
Georgie is looking to improve his position but Shit isn't that keen on the idea.
Shit won't let Georgie get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Shit lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Shit working the ground and pound effectively.
Shit lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
BOOM! Shit connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Georgie tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shit working away from the top, dropping strikes.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Shit cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Shit working the ground and pound effectively.
Georgie is looking to improve his position but Shit isn't that keen on the idea.
Shit pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Shit looking to finish Georgie with some ground and pound. This is bad for Georgie!
Shit lands a nice shot to the head.
Shit fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Shit trying to control but Georgie is having none of it.
Georgie is desperately trying to improve his position but Shit has a good base and remains in mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shit fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Shit raining down shots from the mount!
Georgie regains half guard.
Shit working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Shit trying to pass the guard but Georgie defending well.
Georgie on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Shit is keen to just control but Georgie is a slippery customer.
Georgie looks like he's trying to stand up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shit scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Shit lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Shit working over Georgie with some ground and pound. Georgie looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Georgie is positioning himself well to prevent Shit advancing to mount.
Georgie looks like he's trying to stand up.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Shit lands a nice short elbow.
Georgie taking some punishment here, with Shit in his half guard.
Shit takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shit blocks the strikes from Georgie.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Shit connects with a nice short shot to Georgie's temple.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Shit is trying to control the action in half guard but Georgie is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Georgie tries to get to full guard but Shit has control of the leg.
Shit working over Georgie with some ground and pound. Georgie looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Shit seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Georgie does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Shit looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Georgie with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Shit works his way into full mount!
Georgie is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Piece Shit comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Shit winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 27:30
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Piece Shit!