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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Lanza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joe Lanza has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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245 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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190 cm
24
275 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joe Lanza!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Adolf Bin Laden!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Dean Styles and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bin Laden lands a nice shot to the body.
Lanza is breathing heavily.
Bin Laden cracks Lanza with a left hook right on the temple and Lanza goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Bin Laden lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Lanza is OK!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Adolf Bin Laden!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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