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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and jealous jarvae (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jeremy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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157 lbs
6 - 2 - 1 |
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175 cm
25
153 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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ADCC Champion
Good kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, jealous jarvae!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Chad Campbell and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent jarvae stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jeremy throws a series of punches but jarvae avoids them all with ease.
jarvae thows a body kick. Jeremy tries to catch it but that hurt him.
jarvae staying out of range there.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
jarvae drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
jarvae scoring with punches and elbows.
jarvae tries to score with some ground and pound. Jeremy controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Jeremy pushes jarvae away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, jarvae gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
jarvae tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
jarvae looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
jarvae thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
jarvae working the ground and pound but Jeremy is defending the strikes.
Jeremy managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by jarvae.
Jeremy dodges the ground and pound from jarvae.
jarvae advances nicely into full mount.
jarvae unloads with some shots from mount but Jeremy bucks and avoids them well.
jarvae looking for a guillotine from mount but Jeremy is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
jarvae throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
jarvae with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
jarvae looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
jarvae lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
jarvae unloads with some shots from mount but Jeremy bucks and avoids them well.
jarvae throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Jeremy takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
jarvae has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jeremy holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as jarvae tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
jarvae throwing strikes but Jeremy recovers to half guard. A much better position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
jealous jarvae dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Good shot there by Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut. jarvae saw that one coming.
Jeremy thuds his right hand into jarvae's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
jarvae throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
jarvae connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jeremy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
jarvae connects with a solid leg kick.
jarvae plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
jarvae throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jeremy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. jarvae sees it coming and avoids it easily.
jarvae uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
Jeremy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by jarvae.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
jarvae uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from jarvae.
That's one minute gone in the round.
jarvae throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from jarvae.
An inside leg kick lands from jarvae.
jarvae dodges the punch combination from Jeremy.
jarvae throws a nice outside leg kick.
jarvae dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jeremy. That did some damage!
jarvae throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
jarvae lands a head kick!
jarvae goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Nice body kick from jarvae.
jarvae throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
jarvae scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
jarvae sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jeremy defending well though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
jarvae is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Jeremy sees it coming and defends easily.
jarvae trying to mount his opponent but Jeremy defends it.
jarvae working over Jeremy with some ground and pound. Jeremy looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
jarvae sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jeremy defending well though.
jarvae seems to be working for a kimura but Jeremy defends the submission attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
jarvae is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
jarvae winds up and cracks Jeremy with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
jarvae working Jeremy over with strikes.
Jeremy blocking the ground and pound attempt from jarvae.
jarvae misses with a head shot. Jeremy uses the momentum to regain guard.
jarvae with a flurry of punches that miss.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
jarvae works a leg free and moves into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
jealous jarvae showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Jeremy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
jarvae throws a nice outside leg kick.
jarvae avoids the body shot from Jeremy.
Nice body kick there by jarvae.
Jeremy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
jarvae lands a head kick!
jarvae lands with a kick to the ribs.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from jarvae.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut.
A good leg kick by jarvae.
jarvae changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Jeremy looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
jarvae working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
jarvae cracks Jeremy with a big right hand but Jeremy just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
That's one minute gone in the round.
jarvae looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jeremy defending against the ground and pound.
The strikes coming from jarvae are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
jarvae throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
jarvae thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Ron Jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
jarvae has hold of Jeremy's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Jeremy seems comfortable defending it but jarvae has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Jeremy is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Jeremy is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but jarvae couldn't care less - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). jealous jarvae!
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
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