PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Heimo Hulahula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donald Sucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sucker comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Protest Life by SCUM kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hulahula
vs
Sucker

176 cm
22
189 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

186 cm
24
190 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Heimo Hulahula!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Donald Sucker!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hulahula with a jab.
Hulahula looks to throw the jab but Sucker is out of range.
Sucker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hulahula.

Hulahula drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Hulahula lands an elbow.
Hulahula working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Hulahula trying to control the position but Sucker is working away.
Sucker tries to bench press Hulahula off him but Hulahula keeps the position.
Hulahula wants to lay and pray for a moment but Sucker keeps working.
Sucker tries to improve position but can't.
Sucker looks to move to half guard but instead Hulahula has passed into mount! Damn!

Hulahula looking to secure an arm triangle but Sucker defends it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hulahula landing shots from mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sucker is in all sorts of trouble here.
Hulahula working Sucker over with strikes here.
Hulahula lands a heavy elbow.
Hulahula misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Sucker is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Sucker is in all sorts of trouble here.
Sucker in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hulahula has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Sucker's face.

Hulahula is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Sucker can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Hulahula lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sucker is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Hulahula dominating with strikes here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sucker is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Sucker is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Sucker sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Sucker wants to improve his position but Hulahula is controlling well.
Hulahula looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sucker wants to control but Hulahula is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Hulahula landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Hulahula not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Hulahula throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Hulahula is looking for a kimura here.
Hulahula throwing shots but Sucker is blocking nicely.
Sucker is refusing to be controlled, as Hulahula sits in half guard.
Sucker regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Hulahula.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hulahula accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Hulahula with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Hulahula wants to pass the guard but Sucker is keeping the position.
Hulahula distracts Sucker with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Hulahula postures up.
Hulahula sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Sucker's guard.
Hulahula working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Sucker's thigh. Sucker counters though and makes it back to full guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hulahula lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heimo Hulahula dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Hulahula displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Sucker.

Sucker clinches.
Hulahula swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hulahula scores with a shoulder strike.
A short body shot lands from Sucker as the two fighters clinch.
Sucker looking to slow down the pace here.
Sucker working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hulahula working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hulahula has Sucker pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Sucker manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.

Hulahula is trying to trip Sucker. He has hold of a leg but Sucker is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Hulahula persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Sucker utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hulahula trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Sucker manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Sucker passes easily into side control. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sucker goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Hulahula has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Sucker but great work by Hulahula.
Sucker tries to bench press Hulahula off him but Hulahula keeps the position.
Hulahula in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Sucker takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Hulahula has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hulahula scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Sucker to see if he's OK.

Hulahula tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Hulahula has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Hulahula lands a few punches from side control.
Heimo Hulahula overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hulahula tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sucker tries to bench press Hulahula off him but Hulahula keeps the position.
Hulahula lands an elbow.
Hulahula fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Hulahula is looking to take a break and control but Sucker is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Sucker stops Hulahula from passing to mount.
Sucker is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Hulahula trying to control the action but Sucker is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Sucker gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Hulahula misses with a short punch on the inside.

Hulahula breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hulahula drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Sucker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hulahula.
Hulahula keeps the fight on the outside.
Hulahula looks to land a right hand but Sucker moved out of range.
Sucker cracks Hulahula with a right hand to the side of the head.
A jab lands there for Hulahula.
Sucker has a takedown stuffed.
A jab from Hulahula does it's job there.
Hulahula throws a hook but Sucker avoids it easily.
Hulahula throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sucker sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hulahula throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sucker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sucker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hulahula.
Sucker throws a shot from downtown. Hulahula moves away and avoids it.
Sucker misses the jab.
Hulahula avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Sucker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hulahula is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Hulahula throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sucker defending well as Hulahula loads up on a big left hand.
Hulahula misses with a looping left.
A left lands for Hulahula.
Hulahula lands with a cross.
Sucker tries to close the distance and clinch but Hulahula swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hulahula looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hulahula misses with a straight left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heimo Hulahula dominated that second round.
That's time! Hulahula's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Hulahula missing with a left hand there. Sucker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sucker throws a body punch but Hulahula moves out of range.
Hulahula fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hulahula throws a hook but Sucker avoids it easily.
Sucker tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hulahula paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hulahula throws a hook but Sucker avoids it easily.
Hulahula throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Sucker swats away the attempt to clinch by Hulahula.
Hulahula stuffs the takedown.
Sucker sizes up Hulahula with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hulahula throws a lazy right hand but Sucker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hulahula keeps the fight on the outside.
Hulahula cracks Sucker with an open hand slap.
Sucker ducks under a wild hook from Hulahula.
Sucker wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hulahula staying out of range there.
Hulahula will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hulahula lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sucker circles away quickly and effectively.
Hulahula circles away from the clinch attempt.
Sucker tries to clinch up but Hulahula circles away and keeps his distance.
Jab, jab by Hulahula - just one landing.
Sucker doesn't manage to clinch there - Hulahula circles away.
Hulahula just misses with a punch to the body.

Sucker gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Sucker is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Sucker looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hulahula is one step ahead there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hulahula throws a big right hand that misses.
Sucker has momentary wrist control but Hulahula slips an elbow through the middle.

Sucker has his feet on Hulahula's thighs here. He's pushed Hulahula off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Hulahula screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Donald Sucker!