PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Danny Boooooom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Erectile Disfunction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Danny Boooooom has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Boooooom
vs
Disfunction

180 cm
18
177 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

202 cm
18
175 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Inexperienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Danny Boooooom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Erectile Disfunction!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Illya Tyunina and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boooooom misses with a takedown attempt - Disfunction sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Nice sprawl there from Disfunction as Boooooom shoots in.
Boooooom throws a right hand that Disfunction ducks under and follows up with a left that Disfunction also avoids with ease.
Boooooom throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Boooooom scores with a three punch combo!
Boooooom fails to land with a series of punches.
Boooooom rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Disfunction moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A punch combination from Disfunction misses.
Disfunction delivers a nice body kick.
Boooooom throws a combination that misses
and Disfunction counters with a head kick. That will keep Boooooom thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Boooooom is breathing heavily.
Disfunction throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Boooooom misses with a combination
and Disfunction counters with a head kick.
Disfunction lands a high kick!
Disfunction lands a head kick. Boooooom smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Disfunction lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Disfunction throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Disfunction throws a head kick that Boooooom semi-blocks.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Disfunction breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Disfunction lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Disfunction pushes Boooooom up against the cage in a clinch.

Disfunction manages to break the clinch.

Disfunction gets the takedown into side control.
Disfunction controls the position from side control.

Disfunction decides to stand back up.
Disfunction fakes the leg kick and cracks Boooooom in the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boooooom takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Boooooom misses with a takedown
and Disfunction counters with an inside leg kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Danny Boooooom. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Disfunction throws a head kick that half lands.
Boooooom throws a left and a right that both miss
and Disfunction counters with a head kick.
Boooooom throws a combination that misses
and Disfunction counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Boooooom shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Disfunction counters with an outside leg kick.
Boooooom throws a left and a right that both miss
and Disfunction counters with a head kick. That will keep Boooooom thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Disfunction lands a high kick!
Disfunction lands with a kick to the temple. Boooooom shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

Disfunction gets a clinch.

Disfunction breaks the clinch.
Boooooom dodges the punch combination from Disfunction.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Disfunction.

Boooooom tries to keep at a distance but Disfunction has taken the fight into the clinch.

Disfunction ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Disfunction no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Disfunction punching from the bottom.
Boooooom being controlled here momentarily.
Disfunction is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Disfunction is trying to keep Boooooom in close.
Boooooom wants to stand but Disfunction is controlling his posture from full guard.
Disfunction is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Boooooom clinches but Disfunction breaks the clinch
and Disfunction counters with a head kick.
Boooooom misses with a wild combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Erectile Disfunction dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Boooooom swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Disfunction counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Disfunction.

Disfunction breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Boooooom misses with a combination

and Disfunction counters by moving into the clinch.

Disfunction escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Boooooom looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Boooooom throws a right hand that Disfunction ducks under and follows up with a left that Disfunction also avoids with ease.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Boooooom. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Boooooom stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Disfunction.

Disfunction shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Boooooom manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.

Boooooom has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Disfunction is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Boooooom.
Boooooom is trying to improve his position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Disfunction has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Disfunction scores with a head kick.
Disfunction bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Disfunction lands a slapping body shot.
Boooooom throws a combination that misses

and Disfunction counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Disfunction jumps into guard, dragging Boooooom to the mat.
Disfunction has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Boooooom with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Disfunction utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Disfunction controlling Boooooom's posture.
Let's hope that Disfunction has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Boooooom in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boooooom throwing strikes from guard but Disfunction blocks nicely.
Boooooom might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Boooooom throwing strikes but missing.

Boooooom throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Disfunction escapes and throws Boooooom's legs to the side, diving into side control!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Disfunction decides to stand up, so the ref orders Boooooom to his feet.
Boooooom closes the distance but Disfunction moves to the side

and Disfunction moves into the clinch.
Boooooom has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Disfunction lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Boooooom has had enough of the clinch but Disfunction keeps him there for the moment.
Disfunction blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Disfunction breaks from the clinch.
Boooooom avoids the body shot from Disfunction.
Boooooom throws a combination that misses

and Disfunction holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Boooooom wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Erectile Disfunction showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

A good leg kick by Disfunction.
Danny Boooooom is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Boooooom misses with a kick to the body

and Disfunction counters with a nice double leg into side control. Boooooom won't be happy with that.

Disfunction decides to stand up, so the ref orders Boooooom to his feet.
Boooooom tries to clinch up

and Disfunction counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Disfunction.
Disfunction has Boooooom pressed against the cage, preventing Boooooom from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Disfunction breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Boooooom throws a combination that misses
and Disfunction counters with a head kick.

Disfunction gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Disfunction breaks from the clinch.
Boooooom throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Disfunction counters with a nice leg kick.
Boooooom gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Disfunction counters by clinching up.
Disfunction is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Disfunction's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Boooooom throws a left and a right that both miss

and Disfunction counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Disfunction stands up from half guard.
Boooooom throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Disfunction counters with a nice low kick that buckles Boooooom's knee momentarily.
Disfunction lands a high kick!
Disfunction has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Boooooom gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Disfunction to score an easy takedown into full guard.

Boooooom has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Disfunction can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Boooooom has an active guard here but Disfunction has managed to pass into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boooooom is looking to get back to is feet but Disfunction passes into side control.
Disfunction controlling the position from side mount.
Boooooom tries to improve position but can't.
Boooooom is pushing Disfunction's head away, looking to escape. Disfunction manages to hold on to the position though.
Danny Boooooom has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boooooom is trying to improve his position.
Boooooom tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Boooooom tries to buck Disfunction off but he can't manage it.
Boooooom throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Boooooom is in all sorts of trouble here.
Boooooom throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.

Disfunction stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Disfunction lands a head kick!
Erectile Disfunction seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Boooooom falls off balance throwing a combination

and Disfunction counters by clinching up.
Boooooom fails to pull guard.

Disfunction successfully pulls guard.

Boooooom drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Disfunction manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Boooooom has Disfunction in his guard.
Erectile Disfunction is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Disfunction got a little sloppy there for a moment and Boooooom has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Disfunction has managed to get both his arms back between Boooooom's legs - danger averted.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Disfunction stands up and waves to Boooooom to follow him.

And that's the end of the fight!
Erectile Disfunction comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Disfunction has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 25:30
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 26:30
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Erectile Disfunction!