PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Donald Sucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pat Pasi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sucker comes to the cage accompanied by Protest Life by SCUM. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sucker
vs
Pasi

186 cm
24
190 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

187 cm
24
192 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Punishment Nutrition
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THE STEEL PENN NUTRITION
THE STEEL PENN NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Donald Sucker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pat Pasi!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sucker swings for the body but Pasi moves out of range.

Sucker shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Pasi wants to sweep here but Sucker controlling him for the moment.

Sucker thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Pasi keeping full guard, as Sucker tries to pass.
Sucker preventing the sweep.
Sucker working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

Pasi is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Sucker trying to control but Pasi is working from the bottom.
Pasi wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sucker won't allow Pasi to get back to his feet.
Sucker pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pasi is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pasi pulls Sucker in close to prevent any damage.
Pasi controls Sucker momentarily but Sucker frees himself.
Sucker is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

Pasi has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Sucker is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Pasi.
Sucker creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pasi tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Sucker wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pasi pushes Sucker away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Sucker gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Pasi is looking for a sweep.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Sucker is looking to take a break and control but Pasi is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Sucker in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Sucker wants to control but Pasi is keeping him busy.
Pasi tries to buck Sucker off but Sucker is having none of it.
Pasi is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Pasi taking some punishment here, with Sucker in his half guard.

Sucker is working for a kimura here but Pasi manages to reverse the position and he's now in Sucker's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Pasi drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Sucker dives on top into guard.
Sucker postures up.
Sucker pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pasi is keeping the position for now.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Pasi holds on and takes a little breather.
Sucker lands a couple of elbows.
Sucker has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Sucker drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Sucker jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Pasi throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Pasi wants to sweep here but Sucker controlling him for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sucker throws a big right hand that misses.

Pasi looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Sucker passes into side control.
Pasi manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Sucker wants to improve his position but Pasi is controlling well.

Pasi wants to work for an arm triangle but Sucker is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Sucker has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pasi is working away from the top position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donald Sucker dominated that round.
That's time! Sucker's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Sucker shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Pasi as he avoids it easily.
Pasi tries to score with a low kick but Sucker moves his leg out of the way.
Pasi lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sucker's sensitive parts.

Sucker shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Pasi napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Pasi gets back to half guard.
Sucker tries to pass the half guard into mount. Pasi knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Sucker moves into full mount! Pasi won't be happy about that!

Sucker goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Pasi is on top in guard.
Sucker tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sucker keeping moving, preventing Pasi from controlling successfully.
Sucker keeping full guard, as Pasi tries to pass.
Sucker manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Pasi manages to get himself to full guard.

Sucker got a little sloppy there for a moment and Pasi has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Sucker has managed to get both his arms back between Pasi's legs - danger averted.
Pasi looking for a sweep. Not yet Pasi, not yet.
Sucker stands and throws Pasi's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Pasi manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sucker is looking to improve his position.

Sucker makes his way to full guard, as Pasi worked for a kimura.
Pasi pushing down on Sucker's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

Pasi is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Pasi is breathing heavily.
Pasi is looking to advance position but Sucker won't allow it.
Sucker trying to control but Pasi postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pasi wants to control but Sucker is keeping him busy.
Pasi is looking to advance position but Sucker won't allow it.
Sucker is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Pasi looking for a submission but Sucker manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.
Pasi trying to control but Sucker is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Nice shot lands for Sucker.
Pasi throws a leg kick which misses Sucker's front leg but catches the back leg as Sucker tries to avoid it.
Sucker throws a hook but Pasi blocks it.
Sucker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pasi.

Sucker is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Pasi's half guard.
Pasi is refusing to be controlled, as Sucker sits in half guard.
Pasi is trying to get back to full guard.
Pasi wants to control the action here but instead Sucker manages to pass to full mount!
Sucker can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Pasi is looking to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donald Sucker dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Pasi takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Pasi chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Pasi has closed the distance and engaged Sucker in a clinch.
Sucker leaning against his opponent.
Pasi tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Pasi has Sucker pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Sucker manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Pasi tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sucker avoids it.
Pasi blocking some punches.
Pasi with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Pasi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sucker.
Pasi lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
With the fighters up against the cage, Pasi throws an elbow but misses.
Pasi tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sucker avoids it.
Pasi tries to land a knee to the head but Sucker blocks with his arms.
Pasi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sucker.
Sucker stalling in the clinch but Pasi improves position.
Sucker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sucker presses Pasi against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Sucker avoids the elbow strike from Pasi, against the cage.
Pasi takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Sucker works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Sucker taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Sucker takes a knee right on the jaw!
Pasi tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Sucker throws a head punch that misses.
Pasi landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Sucker lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Sucker lands a nice shot to the body.
Pasi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sucker.
Sucker scores with a shot to the side of Pasi's head.
Sucker blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Sucker avoiding damage as Pasi throws knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Sucker fails to land.
Pasi trying to land knees to the body.
Sucker working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pasi blocking some punches.
Still in the clinch, Sucker scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sucker scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pat Pasi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sucker has a couple of punches blocked by Pasi.
Sucker is stalling here.
Sucker seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Knees to the body from Pasi.
A nice right hand lands inside from Sucker.
Sucker on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Sucker presses Pasi against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A short left from Sucker.
Pasi throws a knee to the head but misses.
Sucker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sucker lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Pasi or not.
Sucker lands with a left to the head.
Nice body punch from Sucker - that landed with a thud.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Sucker.
Sucker lands a body shot in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sucker.
Sucker throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sucker.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pasi.
A hook to the body from Sucker.
Sucker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pasi is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Sucker is defending well for now.
Sucker presses Pasi against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Sucker scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right from Sucker on the inside.
Sucker swings wildly with an uppercut but Pasi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pasi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sucker.
Sucker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pasis head.
Donald Sucker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Sucker lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Pasi throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sucker blocks it with crossed arms.
Sucker is leaning against Pasi and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Pasi's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sucker leaning his opponent against the cage.
Pasi misses with a knee strike.
Still in the clinch, Sucker scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sucker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pasi tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Sucker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sucker is stalling here.
Pasi throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sucker blocks it with crossed arms.
Pasi blocks an uppercut.

Pasi gets control of Sucker's arms and successfully pulls guard. Pasi will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Sucker wants to control from the top but Pasi keeps moving.
Sucker is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Pasi is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Pasi working a defensive guard here.
Donald Sucker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Sucker is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Donald Sucker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Sucker, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Donald Sucker!