PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dave Plancton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joseph Stalin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Plancton
vs
Stalin

185 cm
22
244 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

167 cm
20
244 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good knees
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dave Plancton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joseph Stalin!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Plancton fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Stalin, pushing him back against the cage.
Plancton crunches a lovely knee into Stalin's ribcage.
Plancton scores with a knee to the head.
Plancton landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Stalin looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Plancton lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

It looks like Joseph Stalin has been cut.

Plancton breaks from the clinch.
Dave Plancton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Plancton closes the distance and clinches.
Plancton putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Stalin in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Plancton connects with a nasty looking knee right to Stalin's face.
A knee to the head by Plancton.
Stalling in the clinch from Plancton.
Plancton unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Plancton landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Plancton lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Plancton breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Plancton closes the distance and clinches.

Plancton breaks the clinch.
Stalin fails with a takedown attempt.
Plancton throws a nice looking combination but Stalin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Stalin takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Plancton has Stalin up against the cage in a clinch.
Plancton scores with a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Plancton.

Plancton breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
No joy there for Plancton, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Stalin shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.

Stalin wants to finish this one by submission but Plancton is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Stalin.

Stalin is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Plancton is surviving well by controlling Stalin's body position as best he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Stalin looking to secure an arm triangle but Plancton defends it well.

Stalin is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Plancton has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Plancton is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Stalin working for a submission but Plancton is keeping him at bay.
Plancton tries to buck Stalin off but he can't manage it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Plancton has given up his back. Will we see Stalin going for some submissions?

Stalin working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.

Stalin working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Plancton looking very determined here, making life difficult for Stalin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dave Plancton dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joseph Stalin's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Plancton lands with a nice body punch.

Plancton takes the fight into the clinch.

Plancton drops Stalin with a big knee straight up the middle! Stalin is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Plancton closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Plancton breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Plancton moves in looking to clinch but Stalin pushes him off.

Plancton has Stalin up against the cage in a clinch.

Plancton breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Plancton fails with an attempt to clinch.
Plancton tries to clinch but Stalin is having none of it.

Plancton gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Stalin is breathing heavily.

Plancton breaks the clinch.
Stalin avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Plancton closes the distance and clinches.
Stalin tries to score a body lock takedown but Plancton shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Plancton tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Stalin drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Stalin drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dave Plancton has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joseph Stalin.
Plancton utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Plancton using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Plancton lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Plancton is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Plancton scores with a knee to the head.
Stalin takes a knee right on the jaw!

That has opened up Joseph Stalin's cut even more.
Dave Plancton has scored more points in the clinch so far.

Plancton's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Plancton pushes Stalin up against the cage in a clinch.

Plancton escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Plancton rushes Stalin and presses him up against the cage.
Plancton is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

Plancton manages to break the clinch.
Plancton tries to clinch there but Stalin circles away.
Plancton lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stalin circles away quickly and effectively.
A shot to de liver by Plancton. Beautiful body shot.
Plancton tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Plancton looks to land a combination but Stalin avoids it well.

Stalin shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Stalin working for a submission but Plancton is keeping him at bay.
Plancton is squirming around, avoiding Stalin's attempts to control the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Stalin looking to secure an arm triangle but Plancton defends it well.
Stalin sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!

Stalin is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Plancton can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

Stalin is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Plancton is surviving well by controlling Stalin's body position as best he can.
Plancton is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Stalin can do to turn this around?

Stalin has control of Plancton's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Plancton regains control of the situation pretty easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Stalin has hold of Plancton's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Plancton manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dave Plancton dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Joseph Stalin's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Plancton tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Plancton scores with a nice head shot.
Plancton connects with a single shot there.
Stalin tries to score a power double leg takedown but Plancton sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Stalin somewhat.
Stalin keeps the fight on the outside.
Plancton moves in looking to clinch but Stalin pushes him off.
Plancton tries to clinch but Stalin is having none of it.
Plancton lands a jab.
Stalin takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Plancton takes the fight into the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Plancton tries a knee to the head but Stalin blocks it.
Plancton lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Stalin changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Plancton fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Dave Plancton is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Plancton closes the distance and clinches.
Plancton landing knees to the head.

Plancton drops Stalin with a big knee straight up the middle! Stalin is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Stalin is rocked!
Plancton throws an overhand right that has Stalin reeling! Plancton follows up with more punches and Stalin is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dave Plancton!