PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Beard Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carmen Tolcheck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guy comes to the cage accompanied by Why Can't We Be Friends?. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Guy
vs
Tolcheck

205 cm
23
268 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

196 cm
19
275 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good in bed

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Beard Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Carmen Tolcheck!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tolcheck slaps away a takedown attempt from Guy, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Guy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Tolcheck as he jumps to the side.
Guy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Tolcheck as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Beard Guy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Guy is breathing heavily.
Guy shoots in but Tolcheck avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Tolcheck is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Tolcheck closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Guy managing to block the knees to the body from Tolcheck.
Tolcheck tries to land a knee to the head but Guy blocks with his arms.

Tolcheck drags the fight down to the ground.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Guy with a flurry of punches that miss.

Tolcheck has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Guy should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Tolcheck has tightened it up now! Guy should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Carmen Tolcheck!