PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Carwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carwin's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Telephone- Lady Gaga. Mom has chosen Ameno by ERA as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Carwin
vs
Mom

175 cm
22
235 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

215 cm
19
277 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Frank Carwin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Your Mom!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carwin ducks under a wild hook from Mom.
Mom misses the jab.
Mom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Carwin.
Mom missing with a left hand there. Carwin was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mom throws a right hand that Carwin ducks under and follows up with a left that Carwin also avoids with ease.
A slow jab from Mom misses its intended target.
A punch combination from Mom misses.
Mom avoids the body shot from Carwin.
Carwin swinging wilding here.
Mom thows a body shot but no joy.
Carwin misses with a double jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carwin takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

It looks like Frank Carwin has been cut.
Mom misses with the combination.
The fighters circle momentarily. Mom darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Mom lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carwin circles away quickly and effectively.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Mom. That snapped Carwin's head back.
Nice jab there from Carwin.
Carwin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mom falls off balance throwing a combination
and Carwin connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mom connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Carwin moves out of range of the strikes.

Mom cracks Carwin with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Mom has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Carwin to stand back up!

Carwin is rocked!

Frank Carwin's cut is getting worse.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mom drops Carwin with a naaaaasty hook - Carwin is in real trouble here! Mom dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Your Mom!