PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tom Billington (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey The Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Dumbass is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now). Joey The Dumbass will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Billington
vs
The Dumbass

185 cm
24
272 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

198 cm
20
255 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Vicious Nutrition (159 Recovery With Proof)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Tom Billington!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Joey The Dumbass!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, James Glass and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Dumbass swinging wildly here.

The Dumbass is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Billington's half guard.
The Dumbass wants to pass to mount but Billington is defending the position.
Billington on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Billington tries to get out of the position.

Billington is defending against the submission attempts here by The Dumbass.
The Dumbass works his way into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Billington is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked The Dumbass off and has taken his back!
The Dumbass rolls, trying to escape but Billington keeps control of the position.
Billington is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at The Dumbass. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
Billington is trying to stick to The Dumbass's back but The Dumbass is turning into Billington. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Billington's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by The Dumbass.
The Dumbass trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Billington trying to control the position.
The Dumbass trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

The Dumbass drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Billington manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now The Dumbass has Billington in his guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
The Dumbass looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

The Dumbass is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The Dumbass wants to sweep here but Billington controlling him for the moment.
Billington in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The Dumbass keeping moving, preventing Billington from controlling successfully.
Billington throwing strikes but missing.

The Dumbass had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Billington defends it easily.

The Dumbass working for a triangle but Billington defends it easily.
The Dumbass looks gassed!

The Dumbass is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Billington working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Billington working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of The Dumbass's head.
The Dumbass lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Billington!
Billington has given up his back. Will we see The Dumbass going for some submissions?

The Dumbass looking to break Billington's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Billington remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise The Dumbass will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Billington rolls, trying to escape but The Dumbass keeps control of the position.

The Dumbass has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Billington has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Billington looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.

The Dumbass seems to be going for a rear naked choke. He has an arm under Billington's chin but Billington turns very nicely into The Dumbass's guard. Good BJJ skills being displayed there by Billington.
The Dumbass working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Billington.
Billington advances to half guard.
Billington working The Dumbass over with strikes.
Nice strikes from Billington there.
The Dumbass is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The Dumbass is refusing to be controlled, as Billington sits in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Tom Billington will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Billington bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Billington connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused The Dumbass some visible discomfort.
Billington lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear The Dumbass down.
The Dumbass manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

The Dumbass actively working from the bottom here.

The Dumbass looking for submissions off his back.
The Dumbass is trying to get back to full guard.
Billington is nestled in close to The Dumbass, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The Dumbass is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Billington's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Billington's back!
The Dumbass is breathing heavily.

The Dumbass is persistently looking for the submission but Billington is defending it well.
Billington might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Billington tries to escape but The Dumbass has the hooks in and won't let him break free.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The Dumbass is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Billington has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.

The Dumbass has the rear naked choke here! This is very bad for Billington! Can he survive? No! He's out! The Dumbass gets to his feet and celebrates with his cornermen. He looks absolutely delighted. In the post fight interviews he takes time to thank his parents and everyone who has believed in him from the start. How sweet.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Joey The Dumbass!